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Fiona Craig

@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot
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Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME.

General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness.

Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why.

Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart
Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

197 Followers
286 Following
18 Posts
Joined November 10, 2022
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · May 13, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

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The name won't make a bit of fucking difference unless we scour medical misogyny out of the entire medical profession.

I went to GPs twice.

In my 20s, presenting a record of my wildly irregular periods, I was told I was 'obsessed'.

In my 30s, concerned that a beard wasn't typical, I was told, "You're fat so it's PCOS. Shave if it bothers you."

This article is when I found out about insulin resistance and cardiovascular implications.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/ng-interactive/2026/may/12/polycystic-ovary-syndrome-pcos-new-name-polyendocrine-metabolic-ovarian-syndrome-pmos

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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · May 10, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot

I've had a busy four days looking after myself whilst husband attended the International Guild of Knot Tyers' Annual Symposium.

As usual, I did too much whilst unsupervised but I can sit and look at the slightly less weed-filled garden from a slightly cleaner house whilst I recover.

Was upending empty/weedy pots from along the fence line into a big tub and got startled. Lots of little insect grubs and then the soil boiled – with ants!

So we've got a nest at the bottom of the garden!

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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · May 09, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot

I am begging the world to stop making abominations out of other cultures' food and drink and then making them trend.

[They are putting milk and sugar in hojicha now.]

I hope this dies quickly, which it might because it isn't a pretty colour like matcha or purple yam.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c232kzgm175o

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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · May 06, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social
@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social Choose two, because all forms of compromise are inside the triangle, which just happens to be 💩-shaped!
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Apr 22, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

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Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run
@davidgerard This reads like a William Gibson novella that his agent rejected as unsellable.
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Apr 14, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @edza@toot.lv
@edza I am in this toot and I don't like it.
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Apr 14, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot

Weird dreams last night.

Planted half a dozen xenomorph embryos on a mound and covered each one with a pork chop so it would have a little snack when it woke up.

Still, feeling better this morning, even if confused!

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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Apr 01, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @nicbest@mastodon.art
@nicbest@mastodon.art This is the same creator who gave us the badger, mushroom, snake meme. Heady days, the early 2000s!
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 31, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @nicbest@mastodon.art
@nicbest@mastodon.art It was a very niche reference, sorry, being a little random at the moment on account of having the flu! Do you know of Weebl and Bob? Who liked pie. And had a friend called Chris the ninja pirate, who was a mushroom. Your joke landed squarely in the W&B vibe and I was inspired to be ridiculous and ask if ye were the dread pirate Chris! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i5WH1leekM
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 31, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

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Replying to @nicbest@mastodon.art
@nicbest@mastodon.art Is that you Chris?
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 27, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz
@freakboy3742 Scott Sigler's Galactic Football League novels are YA - possibly more teens than primary age, but they have sports merchandise for the teams: https://scottsigler.com/collections/clothing
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 26, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @futtta@mastodon.social
@futtta Please forgive the link to BlueSky if it's not your thing, but I saw this today and it provides a great example for your daughter's case. Someone put the first paragraph of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein into one of these interfaces and it came back 100% AI generated. https://bsky.app/profile/jasonsanford.bsky.social/post/3mhuw4onfhk24
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 19, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @astroroyalscot.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
@astroroyalscot.bsky.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social Seconded! As we say in Scotland, "Go on yersel hen!"
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 11, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @trumpet@mastodon.scot
@trumpet@mastodon.scot Glad you forgot, because the late post reminded me! I was away visiting family!
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Mar 09, 2026
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @Natasha_Jay__dup_31065@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Now that's what I call a hand sample. https://mastodon.scot/@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt/116194572979342056 #geology
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Dec 20, 2025
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop
@cstross@wandering.shop I like that. I really do. It's almost a subversive self-parasitical reference and gives me a gentle skin crawl just thinking about the implications. Very Yes.
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Dec 15, 2025
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop
@cstross@wandering.shop Sounds like a job for underemployed maths graduates to me! [Tips hat to Sir Terry P]
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Fiona Craig @FionaCraig@mastodon.scot · Dec 28, 2024
Fiona Craig
@FionaCraig@mastodon.scot

Likes cats, science, sci-fi. 3 degrees, 3 ABRSM grade 5s, cycling proficiency certificate, black belt, yoga teacher, has ME. General chaos, ooh shiny thing, cats and Scottishness. Jan 2026 - I'm using a lot of filters to reduce cognitive load, if I don't respond, could be why. Profile pic: my face in front of the Falls of Dochart Banner pic: the Falkirk Wheel

mastodon.scot
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey__dup_1615@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Dammit. I thought I'd gotten rid of the Moose T Horny ear worm.
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