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Däle, Son of Beige

@DaleOh@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.5
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father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

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Joined July 29, 2024

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DaleOh
Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jul 23, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social @tanepiper@tane.codes @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange He was a Very Good Boy. And handsome!
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jul 23, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I wasn't. Odin is a lovely creature. I was responding to the person who said "adopt don't shop" was a phrase invented by a Satanic shelter. I'm totally ok with that.
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jul 23, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to on tane.codes
@tanepiper@tane.codes @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange All three of our dogs have been adult adoptees -- two were purebred Basset Hounds that had been abandoned by creeps. My boy Chowder was a Great American Shelter Hound, had been in the shelter twice before he claimed us. When we get another dog, the shelter will be the first place we look. Hail Satan!
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jul 12, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io
@linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io @fribbledom@mastodon.social 30 years in the industry without ever hearing the term. I've absolutely experienced it, though
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jul 12, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @fribbledom@mastodon.social
@fribbledom@mastodon.social what is tech debt?
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Jun 25, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Good advice for anyone without air conditioning for the foreseeable future...
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · May 07, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @zackwhittaker@mastodon.social
@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social I'd never heard of an "SMS Blaster". It saddens me that I wasn't even a little surprised that they exist.
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · May 06, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party

Car dealer websites are obscenely obnoxious. I don't want to chat with your AI. I don't want to accept your cookies. I don't want your newsletter. I want to shop for cars without dealing with predatory sales people. A predatory website is not really a good alternative.

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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · May 04, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party

Canonical appears to be down again.
#Ubuntu

Edit: the web site is fine; sudo apt update just sits there waiting....

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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Apr 24, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @Sheril@mastodon.social
@Sheril This is the number of the largest bookstore in Beijing, Wangfujiing Xinhua (an amazing place to spend a few hours): +861065132842 If it's still in print, they have it.
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Apr 10, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
@thomasfuchs to eat bricks
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Apr 10, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange
@hacks4pancakes one must have one's priorities.
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social
@LikeItOrLumpIt Each time we visit our adult children, we take more of the stuff they left behind and dump it on them. We're taking a full-sized guzheng on our next trip to see the youngest.
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @Ksushis@hachyderm.io
@Ksushis @nygren this is art!
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Feb 01, 2026
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Replying to @PetraPhoenix__dup_38605@beige.party
@PetraPhoenix Will they give you one of these fancy collars after your procedure?
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Däle, Son of Beige @DaleOh@beige.party · Dec 29, 2025
Däle, Son of Beige
@DaleOh@beige.party

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew

beige.party
Boosted by Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop
Where you all at? #Narnia
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