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• Post #4060129

  **Why Sinon in Nolan’s The Odyssey? Elliot Page playing Sinon is a fascinating choice. Sinon isn’t really part of Homer’s Odyssey. He comes from the wider Trojan War tradition, the Greek who deceives Troy and helps bring about its destruction through the Wooden Horse. But here’s the interesting part: Sinon is almost a mirror of Odysseus. Odysseus is the great hero who survives through deception, disguises, false identities, and clever strategies. Sinon is the man who destroys Troy through d...

• Post #4033522

  Florida pastor suing ChatGPT for giving him poor medical advice. Imagine every time you asked a chatbot for medical advice, it said "go to a doctor, it's serious." If lawsuits like this succeed, the only way for AI companies to protect themselves is to always give the most hysterical advice possible. They would become useless. The advocacy group filing the lawsuit has "asked the court to stop ChatGPT Health from operating until independent evaluators determine it is safe. The...

• Post #4026738

  My wife and I were driving home the other night after that huge monsoon rain storm and we ran over a skunk. When we got out it was cold, but still breathing. I told my wife, "Put it between your legs and warm it up!" She said, "But it's wet and stinky." I replied, "Then hold its little nose!"

• Post #4000843

  Brown University economics professor Roberto Serrano allowed a take-home midterm after students expressed anxiety about in-person exams following a campus shooting. The class average was 96%, with 40 students scoring a perfect 100%. Suspecting widespread AI-assisted cheating, he made the final exam in-person. The average fell to 48.6%. Eighteen students dropped the course, nine skipped the final, and 22 of those students had scored 100% on the take-home midterm.

• Post #3953979

  Rococo outlaw bikers

• Post #3949423

  I love the way the Earth rotates. It literally makes my day.

• Post #3876893

  A democrat canvasser knocked on my door last night. I invited him in, made him a cup of coffee and said, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" He replied, "Hell if I know, I've never got this far before."

• Post #3876531

  I just returned from Dubai where I was offered 20 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.

• Post #3848221

  My wife and I stopped at a pub after work. The bartender said, "Would you like a beer for your wife?" I said, "That sounds like a fair swap to me."

• Post #3845722

  “In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees. I know that, because I kept a log.“

• Post #3687596

  A Democrat politician bought a brand new, top-of-the-line electric sports car. He parked it on the street, and just as he opened the door, a truck flew by and tore the door clean off. He jumped out screaming: "My car! My beautiful eco-friendly car is ruined!" A cop ran over, shaking his head, "Sir, you politicians are so out of touch with reality that you didn't even notice your left arm was completely ripped off!" The politician looked down at his bloody shoulder in...

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• Post #3646274

  Trump Touched So Many People One guy wrote: Welp, the US Men's Team had the best World Cup to date, with the most goals and most wins ever. They generally played a very fast and aggressive style which was great to watch, but like so many other World Cups, struggled against a proper European powerhouse stacked with top-notch talent in later rounds. One day we'll get over that hump, but not this time. Of course the whole affair was soured by Trump, whose toxic touch manages to poison ev...

• Post #3624862

  Politics, when you need it. The truth, always. Highlights from Darializa Avila Chevalier’s June 18, 2026 interview with The New York Editorial Board, presented without comment (aside from one short note on the Israel portion). — ON IMMIGRATION Q: …What should our federal immigration policy be? And start specifically with deportations. The DSA does not like deportations very much, believes in free flow of people across borders. Is that where you stand? If you are OK with some deportations, u...

• Post #3601021

  Sage Advice / Whimsy Beats Hypergamy: A Memetic Manifesto on Game, Mogging, and What Actually Lasts from @sirchris@noauthority.social CHRIS ABRAHAM Whimsy Beats Hypergamy On looksmaxxing, mogging, and why being someone's ride or die beats being anyone's stat sheet CHRIS ÁBRÁHÁM JUL 05, 2026 I've been a lot of the things the looksmaxxing forums tell you to become, within reason. I've been 6'3" my whole adult life. I've weighed anywhere from 180 to 250, and at v...

• Post #3595717

  When a Country Tells You Who It Is A Substack Manifesto By @sirchris@noauthority.social The America You Married They said she wasn't the country they married. She told them who she was from day one. CHRIS ÁBRÁHÁM JUL 03, 2026 There's a piece of relationship advice that gets repeated so often it's turned into a cliché, and like most clichés it's a cliché because it's true: when someone tells you who they are, believe them. It gets said about men mostly, in the cont...

• Post #3548330

  A politician had a wife and 10 children and needed to move. When he said he had 10 children, no one would rent a home to him because they thought that the children would destroy the home. He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all. Politicians cannot and do not lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 10 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many ch...

• Post #3504140

  This morning a man was found floating in the river. He was wearing a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heels, a suspender belt, and a t-shirt with a donkey logo and the words '100% Democrat' Police have removed his T-shirt to save his family any embarrassment.

• Post #3483053

  I was walking around Walmart the other day when an older gentleman approached me. He looked at me with a spark of recognition and said, "I remember teaching you in school."I smiled and replied, "Sir, I didn't go to school around here. I think you have me confused with someone else. What subject did you teach?"He looked me in the eye and said, "Special Ed." I didn't even say another word. I just hopped onto one of the store's electric scooters, revved the...

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  The Barrelhall Boogie

• Post #3358094

  Last night my wife said, "We have been married for over 30 years, how do I look?" I said, "Your hair looks 26, your skin looks 29, and your legs look 25." She said, "Awwwe, you are so sweet!" I said, "Hold on, I haven't added it all up yet."

• Post #3358090

  A Democrat politician just opened his new campaign office and wanted to look tough against his opponents when a visitor walked in. The politician quickly grabbed his office phone and started talking loudly into the receiver. "No, sir! We will not let Donald Trump and the MAGA movement destroy our democracy! My constituents deserve progress! Tell their leadership that we will defeat their extremist agenda in the upcoming election!" He hung up, took a deep breath, and looked at the man w...

• Post #3349388

  My wife wrecked the truck again today. She told the police the man she collided with was texting on his phone and drinking a can of beer. The police told my wife, "The man can do whatever he wants in his own living room."

• Post #3343015

  An elementary school teacher asked her students to share what their mothers do for a living. One small kid raised his hand and said, "My mother is a stripper at a gentleman's club and she turns tricks in the alley for extra cash." After class, the teacher asked, "Does your mom really do that?" "No, she is a co-host on the television show called 'The View' but I was too embarrassed to say that."

• Post #3330304

  My wife and I went on a road trip over the weekend, and we stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After we finished our meal, we left the restaurant and resumed our trip. When leaving, my wife unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until we had been driving for about 45 minutes. By then, to add aggravation, we had to travel quite a distance before we could find a place to turn around. All the way back I chewed her butt. I was mad as a hornet, and relentlessl...

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• Post #3276608

  A very attractive woman walked into a bar in a quiet rural neighborhood. She gestured alluringly to the man behind the bar to come over immediately. When he arrived, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his beard which was full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can You get him for me? I need to speak to him," sh...

• Post #3206931

  Two grizzly bears were hanging around a popular hiking area. "Follow me son," The father bear said, and they walked towards some hikers on the trail. "First we circle around them letting them just catch a glimpse of us through the trees." And, they did. "Well done, son!" Now we growl at them, and bluff charge at them." And, they did. "Now we eat all of them." And, they did. When they were both stuffed full, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we...

• Post #3182888

  D-Day joke An old veteran was looking through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asked him, “Have you visited France before?” “Yes,” replied the old man. Sarcastically she responded, “Well surely you should know to have your passport ready,” to which he answered, “I didn't have to show it last time.” “Impossible!!” she barked. The old man looked her straight in the eye and said, "Last time, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find a dadgum Frenchman...