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A politician had a wife and 10 children and needed to move. When he said he had 10 children, no one would rent a home to him because they thought that the children would destroy the home. He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all. Politicians cannot and do not lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 10 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have? "He answered, "10 children." The agent then asked "Where are the others?" The politician answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother."