Post #3687596

A Democrat politician bought a brand new, top-of-the-line electric sports car. He parked it on the street, and just as he opened the door, a truck flew by and tore the door clean off. He jumped out screaming: "My car! My beautiful eco-friendly car is ruined!" A cop ran over, shaking his head, "Sir, you politicians are so out of touch with reality that you didn't even notice your left arm was completely ripped off!" The politician looked down at his bloody shoulder in absolute horror and shrieked, "Oh no! My Rolex!"