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A very attractive woman walked into a bar in a quiet rural neighborhood. She gestured alluringly to the man behind the bar to come over immediately. When he arrived, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his beard which was full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can You get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asked, while running her hands up beyond his beard, and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the barmaid. Clearly aroused, "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," as she popped a couple of fingers into his mouth, allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him," she said, "That there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."