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Two grizzly bears were hanging around a popular hiking area. "Follow me son," The father bear said, and they walked towards some hikers on the trail. "First we circle around them letting them just catch a glimpse of us through the trees." And, they did. "Well done, son!" Now we growl at them, and bluff charge at them." And, they did. "Now we eat all of them." And, they did. When they were both stuffed full, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them from the beginning?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better son, if you scare the shit out of them first!"