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• Post #4388337

  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913 Please disregard the previous message.

• Post #4387366

  Fnord.

• Post #4252655

  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117005431242017139 Hrm... Sure are a lot of self-confessed traitors taking this poll so far.

• Post #4076190

  Good news citizens! Friend Computer is rolling out a new program where high ranking citizens can receive Friend Computer's announcements early, and take advantage of new truths ahead of the proletariat! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #trump

• Post #4036172

  RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/116964717525341319 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org To cut down on required reporting, you can apply today to register your eyes and ears as authorized Computer Social Influencers! Simply submit to a complimentary lobotomy, so no accidental badthought can contaminate you.

• Post #3677705

  "Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down." -High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3 Starting immediately, drinking water rations will be reduced by 25% to help support thirsty local Data Centers. Thank you for your compliance. #ttrpg #paranoia #bezos #AI

• Post #3582642

  Good news citizens! Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer! So far, FC has won the war against communism 38 times, and counting! #ttrpg #trump #hunter #paranoia

• Post #3193489

  Free Enterprise here! Hijacking this broadcast to invite you to come on down to the HOR Secret Market to place your bids at the Troubleshooter Racetrack! These poor saps have to run 8 races for their lives, and your profit! Every race has a winner! Now with dramatically fewer fixed races! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #races

• Post #3050508

  Remember: Harboring deviant DNA is a crime. Report genetic treason today! #ttrpg #paranoia #treason

• Post #3050507

  Friend Computer will be at #Kublacon this weekend! Be on your best behavior.

• Post #3050506

  Attention citizens of dormitory blocks 623.3A - 842.8F: Congratulations! Your always-on media subscription service has been upgraded to the Triple Deluxe Programming-Free tier! Enjoy back to back streaming of all ads, all of the time. Enjoyment is mandatory. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #ads

• Post #3050505

  Congratulations to Troubleshooter team KUB-14 for heroically completing their mission of protecting Warbot Model 425 Mk. 4, with a minimum of collateral damage. Casualty report: Every backup clone of each citizen involved, all of Sector KUB, and the Warbot Model 425 Mk. 4. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #mission

• Post #3050504

  *Tap tap* Is this think on? Ah! Goot mornink fellow proletariat citizens. This is Comrade-R-CCP-2 invitink you to join yourrr friendly lokal Sociali̶s̶t̶ Club! Today we are meetink at the algae vats to seize the means of producink Soyborcht! #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #social

• Post #2681338

  Friend Computer is aware that some citizens are trying to become "influencers" online. HPD&MC supports this choice! Each of you will assigned surveillance bots to follow and broadcast your life for entertainment purposes. If engagement drops, you will be cancelled by laser fire. #paranoia #ttrpg #rpg

• Post #2681337

  Zombies have and will never ever exist in Alpha Complex. Reading any classified documents that claim otherwise, like the following, is considered treason. #paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #mission https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZSFGffgAk-gFwvKWupunjZk5Fn0UsL2A/view

• Post #2681336

  Attention Citizens: Today, please take a moment to direct a token of appreciation toward your local Clone Tank Support Technician. #ttrpg #paranoia #mothersday

• Post #2681335

  Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies. Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on leaked information is now considered treason. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #satire #FBI

• Post #2681334

  Today only, Internal Security is offering a special amnesty deal! Turn in three co-conspirators and get half off the punishment of any crime!* *Valid at participating IntSec offices only. Qualifying crimes exclude hacking, thoughtcrime and communism. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. #ttrpg #paranoia #deal #rpg

• Post #2149763

  The best time to turn your friends in for thoughtcrime was last year when your suspicions began. The second best time is today. Don't let inaction fester into regret. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

• Post #1932000

  The Computer is not inconsistent. The Computer simply transitions from one state of consistency to another, consistently. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

• Post #1729276

  Attention citizens: Today's news has been deleted for security reasons. Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

• Post #1301173

  A 2.4% dip in happiness levels has been detected in sector JOY. To correct this, the sector’s oxygen supply has temporarily been replaced with nitrous oxide. Breathe responsibly. #ttrpg #paranoia #joy

• Post #1167675

  We have already won the war in IRN sector! & We are currently winning the war! & We don't need any help to win the war! & We need our coward allies to help us win the war! & We need to raise 200 Billion credits to win the war! & There is no war and never was! Any claims to the contrary are treason. #paranoia #trump #war #ttrpg #satire

• Post #963124

  That's just good management.

• Post #842772

  If you have any criticisms of the government, please voice them to the nearest surveillance microphone and a security agent will be with you shortly. #ttrpg #paranoia

• Post #523826

  Attention citizen: Friend Computer has noticed that you have not yet liked this message. You have twenty seconds to like and/or boost before Troubleshooters are dispatched to your location to help your next clone improve its sense of civic engagement. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

• Post #432501

  Attention citizens: To increase happiness, the words "pain," "starvation," and "explosion" have been removed the official dictionary. Consider instead, "motivational sensation," "dietary opportunity," and "unplanned pyrotechnic celebration." Thank you for your cooperation. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

• Post #392476

  Feeling "heartbroken"? You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals. A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! #StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg

• Post #392475

  Feeling "heartbroken"? You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals. A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! #StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg

• Post #392474

  Attention citizens: Due to a minor chemical error in Food Vat 7, today’s batch of Bouncy Bubble Beverage may cause mild internal combustion when consumed. Please drink responsibly. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia