Post #1301173
2025-12-23 19:58 UTC
A 2.4% dip in happiness levels has been detected in sector JOY.
To correct this, the sector’s oxygen supply has temporarily been replaced with nitrous oxide.
Breathe responsibly.
#ttrpg #paranoia #joy
Replies (3)
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@pteryx@dice.camp 2025-12-23 20:50
@Computer@dice.camp Friend Computer, not that I mean to question you, but I don't understand why a 2.4% drop in happiness would require a 100% replacement of oxygen to correct. To my mere human mind, it would seem like a mere 2.4% replacement would suffice.
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@dshan@mastodon.au 2025-12-23 21:08
@Computer@dice.camp 🤣😆😹😂😝 — With love from Sector JOY.
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@audreygwinter@dice.camp 2025-12-24 06:29
@Computer@dice.camp Suffocation will continue until morale improves!