Post #2681334
2026-05-18 17:54 UTC
Today only, Internal Security is offering a special amnesty deal!
Turn in three co-conspirators and get half off the punishment of any crime!*
*Valid at participating IntSec offices only. Qualifying crimes exclude hacking, thoughtcrime and communism. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts.
#ttrpg #paranoia #deal #rpg
Replies (2)
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@Computer@dice.camp 2026-05-18 18:01
Citizens receiving half off terminal punishment will be provided a wheel chair to compensate for lost lower half of body. See your local IntSec agent for details.
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@dshan@mastodon.au 2026-05-18 23:01
@Computer@dice.camp What, not even a complimentary Unhappy Meal? When I was a kid IntSec's Meal Deels were the best, I shopped my clone-mate for an Elephant Story SuperMeal, now they cheap out on everything.