Post #2681335
2026-05-11 19:03 UTC
Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies.
Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on leaked information is now considered treason.
#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #satire #FBI
Replies (2)
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@dshan@mastodon.au 2026-05-11 22:34
@Computer@dice.camp Troubleshooters will all raise a glass of Bouncy Bubble Beverage to our chief Kash-I-PAT-3 tonight. A glass is all he left us unfortunately. 😞
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@fnordius@muenchen.social 2026-05-12 20:39
@Computer@dice.camp your job, troubleshooter, is to protect Kash-PAT-3. No, not from commie mutant traitors, but from himself. Find his alcoholic beverages before he does. Try to keep him from accidentally shooting himself. The last batch of troubleshooters set a new record in clones incinerated. Try not to top that record.