Post #432501
2026-02-26 19:51 UTC
Attention citizens:
To increase happiness, the words "pain," "starvation," and "explosion" have been removed the official dictionary.
Consider instead, "motivational sensation," "dietary opportunity," and "unplanned pyrotechnic celebration."
Thank you for your cooperation.
#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia
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@dshan@mastodon.au 2026-02-27 02:51
@Computer@dice.camp If missing a dietary opportunity has left you with a motivational sensation you need to satisfy join us at Data Centre 163 W at midnight tonight for an unplanned pyrotechnic celebration.