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Post #1729276

2026-04-26 17:15 UTC

Attention citizens: Today's news has been deleted for security reasons. Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

Replies (4)

  • @Cal@kind.social 2026-04-26 17:16

    @Computer@dice.camp thank The Computer. I've had quite a weekend and I could do with a bit of nothing.

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  • @Computer@dice.camp I already feel better, knowing that nothing important has happened. Thanks Friend Computer!

    Open ##2681307

  • @fnordius@muenchen.social 2026-04-26 19:47

    @Computer@dice.camp note that since nothing has happened, those troubleshooters who were not on standby are considered truant. Any claims that they were involved in firefights, chasing commie mutant traitors or otherwise doing anything other than slacking off are deemed treasonous lies by the computer. Their pay will be docked, and any claims that they were promised hazard bonuses are to be considered confessions of treason.

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  • @dshan@mastodon.au 2026-04-26 23:27

    @Computer@dice.camp That's yesterday and today taken care of, but something's gonna happen tomorrow I bet. (It always does when the knee I lost in the First Mutant War starts acting up, and right now it's acting real crazieee.)

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