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<p>I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!).</p><p>&quot;I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights.&quot;</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobridge</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/noai" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noai</span></a></p>

Posts

  • Post #4444548

    And of course, FODMAP guts has decided to FODMAP extra hard tonight. Ah well... 😩

  • Post #4327333

    It&#39;s not (yet) the expected crash, but it certainly looks more and more like the beginning of the end: &gt; Dear reader, it blew up: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/31/business/situational-awareness-explained https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/his-wedding-guests-were-arriving-just-as-his-45-billion-fund-was-falling-apart/ar-AA2997uK https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/business/nostradamus-of-ai-leopold-aschenbrenner-didnt-have-the-crystal-ball-seeing-hedge-fund-portfolio-dip-67/

  • Post #4087688

    I just discovered that the calming method I have been using for years has a name, and it&#39;s called &quot;box breathing&quot;.

  • Post #4020183

    Also: yes, I know that poor little machine is filthy. Cleaning will have to wait for tomorrow. 💻🤓

  • Post #3961738

    &quot;As the fight over AI data centers heats up, some polls have shown that AI is less popular with Americans than Immigration and Customs Enforcement.&quot; Now THAT takes some hard work! Congratulations to all involved. From: Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/terrified-tech-execs-traveling-armed-195630019.html

  • Post #3959431

    Me in front of the world cup final game.

  • Post #3944738

    Oh. That explains a lot. Let&#39;s hope that&#39;s its final form. Great Northern Kaiju or something. (Source: https://slrpnk.net/post/40463796 )

  • Post #3933483

    I have come to hate the term &#39;AI&#39;. I hate it because AI does not exist. Just because you have an automated parrot on your computer does not make that machine &#39;intelligent&#39;. Even if you have 10000 computers running the same software, those machines are not &#39;intelligent&#39;. What you have is a poor statistical model. So, stop using &#39;AI&#39;. This term is pure propaganda, designed to make you despair. Use better terms: &#39;machine generated&#39;, &#39;statistical non...

  • Post #3691816

    Asking the important question right now. Did it make you happy? (From: https://lemmy.world/post/49149393 )

  • Post #3691815

    Have a great day everyone!

  • Post #3655632

    OK, off to bed I go. Lord Cthulhu, I am dead tired.

  • Post #3538774

    Yes. This is what we all want. (Source: https://lemmy.world/post/48905532 )

  • Post #3388985

    Current temperature here is 40C. If anyone needs me, I am over there, melting next to the open refrigerator.

  • Post #3074404

    Today. In great dialogues at work. (Screams from the switches in the background. Lots of blinking lights) Them: ... Me: ... Them: it&#39;s not DNS Me: ... Them: No, seriously, it&#39;s not DNS Me: ... Them: it can&#39;t be DNS Me: ... Them: ... Me: *stops systemd-resolved* Them: ... Me: ... Them: ... Me: *ping crucial_address* Ping: (works) Me: it was DNS AND systemd, young one Them: freaking DNS Me: My work is done.

  • Post #3072690

    Well well well... 001: SECURITY FIX: June 2, 2026 All architectures Multiple vulnerabilites in the X server dri2, sync, saver and Xkb extensions. 002: RELIABILITY FIX: June 2, 2026 All architectures Fixes for a variety of crashing bugs in smtpd(8). 003: RELIABILITY FIX: June 2, 2026 amd64 arm64 In vmd(8), fix a variety of crashing bugs and misbehavior of -b flag. Of course syspatch is your friend! Update your #openbsd 7.9! :openbsd:

  • Post #2561153

    Well... Guilty as charged, I guess. (Source: https://literature.cafe/post/31408282 )

  • Post #2512643

    At the end of the day, COVID-19 made people realize: - They could work from home and that most offices are shitty places. - Their job was really shitty. - Governments could finance pretty much anything they wanted. - Global warming could be stopped. - The really important jobs were the ones that are the worst paid (nurses, for instance). - Most governments are run by idiots, who are in the pocket of the wealthiest.

  • Post #1853602

    I think I need to repeat this: - No info in your bio = no follow. - No alt text for images = no boost. Sorry, not sorry. I want people to interact with, and not anonymous chum. And if you can post an image, you can also take two minutes to write a short description in the alt text. This helps a lot of people. Also, please learn what a content warning is and use it. That also helps. A LOT. Do I sound like an idiot? Maybe, but there is a good chance I was on the Fediverse before you.

  • Post #1776080

    The only way to avoid fake LLM CVE, bug reports, etc... is to have formally verified code, that is guaranteed not to have bugs. Something that ada + spark have been doing for years. Just like Trump dumb war on Iran is pushing everyone, everywhere, to use renewables, LLM and fashbros war on the Internet and open source may well push everyone to adopt formal methods and serious engineering for code. At least, one can dream.

  • Post #1757228

    The truth is, git is extremely simple to use, as long as you don&amp;#39;t do anything with it.

  • Post #1757227

    Regular reminder that &amp;quot;embrace, extend, extinguish&amp;quot; was invented by Microsoft. Now, Microsoft says it is &amp;quot;embracing&amp;quot; Linux and open source in general. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  • Post #1662447

    Something I discovered recently: https://blog.infected.systems/posts/2025-04-21-this-blog-is-hosted-on-a-nintendo-wii/ This is a blog, hosted on a Nintendo Wii running #netbsd ... Pretty cool! :netbsd: Hat tip to: https://caolan.uk/links/servers/ And: https://sunny.garden/@kaimac/116459990980227925

  • Post #1255416

    Excellent remote work analysis by Ed Zitron: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/07/work-from-home-benefits/619597/ &amp;quot;Why Managers Fear a Remote-Work Future&amp;quot; Money quote: &amp;quot;When you remove the physical office space—the place where people are yelled at in private offices or singled out in meetings—it becomes a lot harder to spook people as a type of management. In fact, your position at a company becomes more difficult to justify if all you do is delegate a...

  • Post #1194713

    Name a better combination than tmux and vim. Go on, I&#39;ll wait. (No, emacs does not count)

  • Post #1109115

    Your quote of the day, courtesy of #Slackware fortune: &amp;quot;Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.&amp;quot; -- John Maynard Keynes

  • Post #1026868

    A little bit of chocolate would not hurt anyone right now... Especially me. 😋

  • Post #1001161

    Ahem. This is a PSA. Please read the attached pictures. We don&amp;#39;t want to be a Nazi bar. Period. End of PSA.

  • Post #763960

    🇺🇸🇬🇧 Very interesting scam received today: &amp;quot;we have a package delivery for you, but it won&amp;#39;t fit into your mailbox, please click on this link to let us know what&amp;#39;s the best solution for you&amp;quot;. With a picture of a largish package, held by a hand in front of an open truck, with my name on it in bold letters. I believe the scammer used AI to generate that image. What made me suspect something was wrong was the lack of address under it.

  • Post #473800

    A message for all of us. Enjoy your weekend, you marvelous freaks and weirdoes. (Stolen from https://sh.itjust.works/post/56020360 )

  • Post #346908

    Technically, the truth. (Stolen from: https://feddit.org/post/25765560 )