2026-05-11 04:09 UTC
Replies (30)
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@seabass@social.seabass.systems 2026-05-11 06:04
Have you purchased a selection of distinct items, which is a subset of items you already had? If so, you may be entitled to combination @dpnash@c.im @loren@flipping.rocks
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@eliocamp@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 10:40
@diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt Have you read a bunch of weird puns, each more nonsensical than the previous one? You might be entitled to consternation. @Pionir@masto.bike @patrislav@chaos.social @HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social @seabass@social.seabass.systems @dpnash@c.im @loren@flipping.rocks
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@dec23k@mastodon.ie 2026-05-11 11:00
@diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt @Pionir@masto.bike @patrislav@chaos.social @HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social @seabass@social.seabass.systems @dpnash@c.im @loren@flipping.rocks Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.
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@___@flipping.rocks 2026-05-11 06:02
@loren@flipping.rocks this made my day. my pun-loving soul thanks you.
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@alterelefant@mastodontech.de 2026-05-11 06:06
@loren@flipping.rocks In all honesty I always call it vaporware.
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@antoni@masto.pt 2026-05-11 06:37
@loren@flipping.rocks Make it rain! 🌧️
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@Arapalla@aus.social 2026-05-11 07:48
@loren@flipping.rocks I keep buying clouds but they leak on the way home and have nothing left when I get there. Can I get a refund?
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@daz@floss.social 2026-05-11 08:56
@loren@flipping.rocks have you made a really good pun recently? You may be entitled to connotation.
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@mightybigcar@montereybay.social 2026-05-11 09:02
@loren@flipping.rocks you seem to have precipitated a punderstorm.
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 09:11
@loren@flipping.rocks 🥳
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@Gabs@mastodonapp.uk 2026-05-11 09:26
@loren@flipping.rocks I sold when it was high and made it rain
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@sarpau@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 09:55
@loren@flipping.rocks 😩
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@clouderst@abc.clouderst.xyz 2026-05-11 09:56
@loren@flipping.rocks hey i ain't condensing to anyone >:3
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@feijoa@mastodon.org.uk 2026-05-11 10:01
@loren@flipping.rocks Top shelf joke 😙👌
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@js@mastodon.nl 2026-05-11 10:49
@loren@flipping.rocks did the chicken cross the road after 9/11? It probably did because of correllation.
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@zbender@hachyderm.io 2026-05-11 10:51
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you recently been slightly concerned and wary about something? You may be entitled to trepidation.
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@strykeroz@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 10:55
@loren@flipping.rocks 👏 👏 👏
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@BjornW@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 11:07
@loren@flipping.rocks thanks, almost sprayed tea all over the table. I needed humour like this 😊
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@photovince@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 12:22
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you not been eating enough dietary fiber, you may be entitled to constipation
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@nathanlovestrees@disabled.social 2026-05-11 13:06
@loren@flipping.rocks dew process
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@leoschuldiner23@beige.party 2026-05-11 13:51
@loren@flipping.rocks xD
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@jincyquones@mast.shitpostbot.com 2026-05-11 18:37
@loren@flipping.rocks Cirrusly?!
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@herrLorenz@chaos.social 2026-05-11 18:54
@loren@flipping.rocks https://youtu.be/CQGW46B6x_4?is=jzXjItOrKo8MNnkz #TheMoreYouKnow
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@level98@mastodon.social 2026-05-12 02:49
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you recently purchased a bottle of wine you mistakenly thought had been blessed? You may be entitled to consecration.
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@dheadshot@mastodon.social 2026-05-17 23:39
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you been sent to hell? You may be entitled to condemnation
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@ottaross@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 17:44
@loren@flipping.rocks are you catching a train late at night in NYC? You may be entitled to a calm Penn Station.
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@baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone 2026-06-01 21:05
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you tried being a woman on the internet? You may be entitled to confrontation.
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@jmax@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 22:31
@loren@flipping.rocks Make it rain.
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@dpnash@c.im 2026-05-11 05:20
@loren@flipping.rocks Have you bought a bunch of stars that seem close together in the sky, but many of them actually weren’t close to each other in space? You may be entitled to constellation.
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@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social 2026-05-11 08:30
@loren@flipping.rocks You're a king, as you certainly reign with this pun.