Post #961175
2026-04-06 16:30 UTC
Replies (20)
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@carlog@mastodonapp.uk 2026-04-06 16:31
@stavvers hide
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@legendarybassoon@mamot.fr 2026-04-06 16:32
@stavvers "We have wonderful news. We have met representatives from a peaceful extraterrestrial society. They have an important message for the future of humanity: stop using Microsoft Outlook."
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@dickon@splodge.fluff.org 2026-04-06 16:32
@stavvers Play dead.
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@hedders@mas.to 2026-04-06 16:34
@stavvers Do they have video? If so: moustaches.
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@scy@chaos.social 2026-04-06 16:35
@stavvers Sing the German national anthem? Okay, no, that's rather dark. Wear t-shirts with the cover of Pink Floyd's 1973 album?
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@msbellows@c.im 2026-04-06 16:37
@stavvers CAPCOM: "Artemis, welcome back! Please give us a status update." ARTEMIS COMMANDER, glancing up from a hand of cards: "We'll be with you in a sec; just let us finish this hand."
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@cstross@wandering.shop 2026-04-06 16:38
@stavvers Get back in contact by saying, "THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS …"
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@Oggie@woof.group 2026-04-06 16:40
@stavvers Change names, and insist they've always had those names.
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@Geri@mastodon.online 2026-04-06 16:41
@stavvers Dress up in gorilla outfits like Planet of the Apes
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@Hellybootwader@mastodon.scot 2026-04-06 16:43
@stavvers all answer to a different astronauts name. And deny any issue with it.
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@JohanDiederik@toot.community 2026-04-06 16:43
@stavvers What is 40 minutes? When my wife and I are sailing at the North Sea heading Norway, we lack radio contact for a few days. We feel free in this period. Nobody around you. Precious moments to us😎
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@CherylMorgan@mastodon.social 2026-04-06 16:43
@stavvers ask “Is he dead yet?”
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@foobarsoft@mastodon.social 2026-04-06 16:44
@stavvers Speak all sentences backwards. Would only have required some practice.
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@spanghero@ioc.exchange 2026-04-06 16:47
@stavvers One of them appears to have morphed into a Clanger.
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@Photo55@mastodon.social 2026-04-06 16:47
@stavvers Thank the President for her leadership?
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@alexanderdyas@mindly.social 2026-04-06 16:48
@stavvers All be finishing McDonalds meals.
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@alexanderdyas@mindly.social 2026-04-06 16:50
@stavvers Iranian flag draped behind them
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@cat@fed.cat.scot 2026-04-06 16:51
@stavvers say they’ve seen oil/the Epstein files on the far side etc. or clangers/soup dragon
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@alexanderdyas@mindly.social 2026-04-06 16:51
@stavvers Dressed in ESA gear
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@gray17@mastodon.social 2026-04-06 16:53
@stavvers pretend there's a fifth astronaut that's always just off camera, who's always been part of the mission