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• Post #4487570

  This is a little story that I like to call MOBY CLIT, a small and insignificant hunt for cunt. Recently I was at a dyke event and the most palatable (to me) beer on offer was bottles of doom bar. I ordered my drink, turned down the offer of a glass and got on with my evening. The next time I went to the bar, the bartender said "is this for the lady who likes doom bar? She doesn't want a glass".

• Post #4381562

  A fork in the road.

• Post #4167519

  cruella (originally posted february 2021)

• Post #4149041

  guillermo del toro

• Post #3470016

  Completely obsessed with this, every detail is a treat. From @/weirdmedieval on birdsite: "god creating eve from adam’s rib, bohemia, ca. 1420"

• Post #3404184

  99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons

• Post #3391878

  Wow, in the last couple of hours the total has ticked up by about £200! Please donate and share as much as you can, Lily and Mik are amazing people and they need your help! https://masto.ai/@stavvers/116805291683044365

• Post #3389551

  The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely friend Lily needs help keeping their spouse in the country to keep their family together and save Mik from being deported to the US. Please help them if you can! https://gofund.me/c8c026036

• Post #3137116

  Ami is an amazing presence on here and she needs your help! She's two thirds of the way to her goal and you - yes you - can help her in her hour of need! https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/116576380184732904

• Post #3137115

  There's a lot of weird stuff in the reactionary right which I 100% put down to Russian interference because it makes no sense in western theologies (and therefore culturally) but is wildly rooted in eastern orthodoxy

• Post #3137114

  love that whenever there's a sourdough story, 11 million people send it to me anyway, iiiiinteresting to see nobody is writing horrible things about how feminism has gone too far about ötzi the iceman 💅

• Post #3137113

  Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

• Post #2562510

  hilarious if true

• Post #2435557

  I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you've exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there's left to discuss is their genitalia.

• Post #2089798

  IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.

• Post #1997916

  10 years ago today, how quickly they grow up

• Post #1856927

  Feel like there's a lot of unexplored potential in completely derailing transphobic talking points by wilfully misconstruing "sex" as being about intercourse until they just give up and go all neopets mods and start auto-replacing it with "gender". e.g. "blah blah blah sex segregated public toilets" "It's inconsiderate to have sex in public toilets, but I quite agree with you, it should be legal and George Michael sh...

• Post #1323758

  I'm going to Lisbon next month! Would really appreciate recommendations from the Portuguese and well-travelled among you of places to eat or dishes to order that don't contain anything that will kill me (finned fish, crustaceans, molluscs). Appreciate the fish allergy is a pain in Portugual lol

• Post #1323757

  BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack

• Post #1130803

  On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

• Post #1040002

  Thatcher status: still dead

• Post #961175

  When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?

• Post #882341

  "waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it" bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

• Post #838481

  The act of trolling I'm probably proudest of in my entire digital life was the time a prominent MRA kept leaving replies on my blog. Every comment was misogynistic and also flogging his book. I'd approve them, but only after quietly editing the title of his books to "I done a poo in my pants". It took him absolutely months to notice.

• Post #838477

  Akanthou FC have the best badge imaginable, your team could never

• Post #838476

  British leftists: UNA matina [mumble mumble mumble] o Bella CIAO! Bella CIAO! Bella CIAO CIAO CIAO una matina [loses interest]

• Post #665421

  Traditional ides of march dinner

• Post #195561

  really minor point in relation to everything else going on but why the fuck does epstein type like a cat on the internet that is reacting badly to a closed bathroom door?

• Post #149184

  Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on @vagina_museum@masto.ai website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as the default.

• Post #137975

  TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference.