Post by @xero@haunted.computer

@xero@haunted.computer A jar of mayonnaise labeled "Diffie Hellman's Key Exchange (est.1976)" with a diagram describing how the DH key exchange works. "Net weight 32oz (946 mL)"

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@xero@haunted.computer 2025-10-13 02:27

@antlers cool dude, you do you. i was just trying to make someone smile. sorry the diagram of the algorithm isn't perfect ✌️

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@xero@haunted.computer 2025-10-13 02:55

@antlers I don't frequent any meme subs so I don't know what moderator or posts you speak of. but as far as generated art goes, I tell the computer to do a thing and it does. whether that's with my mouse in photoshop, my keyboard in a text editor. a prompt in a chat box. either way, if I'm not physically painting it or drawing it, it's generated by the computer. how much of that influence is me and how much of that influence is the machine is variable depending on a lot of factors. in this case it was like a passing joke I wanted to make. I didn't have the time nor desire to make something in "more manually" in design software anyhow at that moment. it was just supposed to be funny.

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@xero@haunted.computer 2025-10-13 03:21

@antlers by virtue of my job role, for the last... idk 6 months or so ive been on and off tasked with investigating all these AI tools that different teams wanted to use and what their security implications and any possible mitigations would be, regardless of my personal feelings about them. That's where the market is going, so being a security practitioner it's my job to follow all the other sheep and see what I can break along the way

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@noplasticshower@infosec.exchange 2025-10-13 01:19

@xero I know them both...they are not much like mayo. Lol

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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-10-13 02:13

@xero Shelf life: 50 years

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@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io 2025-10-13 02:21

@xero so, this, but with pegs on it so i can hang it by the door

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@nekodojo@tech.lgbt 2025-10-13 02:35

@xero Clearly fake because it’s “32 fl oz” and not 31 due to the magic displacement bubble *laughs* *sobs*

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@elfin@mstdn.social 2025-10-13 02:37

@xero That's, a way to look at it.

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@jrandomhacker@kind.social 2025-10-13 03:32

@xero posting this in my work group chat prompted the phrase "Elliptic Curve Mayonnaise"

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@isonno@mastodon.social 2025-10-13 05:24

@xero @NanoRaptor

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@faoluin@chitter.xyz 2025-10-13 05:51

@xero @soatok For good measure

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@Puffin@squawk.social 2025-10-13 07:44

@xero @soatok Is mayonnaise secure E2EE ?

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@brouhaha@mastodon.social 2025-10-13 07:49

@xero In parts of the country, you have to substitute Diffie Best Foods.

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@kkarhan@infosec.space 2025-10-13 08:17

@xero that's some @NanoRaptor - level #PremiumShitpost!

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@navi@catcatnya.com 2025-10-13 08:37

@xero slop slop slop.

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@alexshendi@rollenspiel.social 2025-10-13 08:38

@xero "Bring out the best ..." 🤮 Encryption makes you vomit?

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@benbe@social.chaotikum.org 2025-10-13 08:56

@xero Best served with some Caesar's Cipher …

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@lsrb@mastodon.gougere.fr 2025-10-13 10:18

@xero Shouldn't it be g^a mod p first?

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@csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2025-10-13 05:47

Or as they call it on Mexico, Diffie-McCornick

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@EricLasota@mastodon.gamedev.place 2025-10-13 13:36

@xero I assume you need to spread it thoroughly on both slices so that a MITM (meat in the middle) attack is unable to absorb any bread crumbs.

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@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red 2025-10-13 16:41

@xero Called Best key exchange west of the Rockies

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@bewitchedmind@mastodon.social 2025-10-17 01:47

@xero #AltTxtFromHell

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@antlers@oldbytes.space 2025-10-13 01:15

@xero@haunted.computer @mttaggart@infosec.exchange slop >:c probably had https://image1.slideserve.com/2346009/diffie-hellman-key-exchange-n.jpg in it's training set edit: re-drafting as public bc no one's said it explictly yet, am sad i'm seeing it not mad u "made" it: will curate my follows and/or block u (OP) as needed (usually these things have just slipped thru c:)

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@lerxst@az.social 2025-10-18 04:22

@xero@haunted.computer Known as Diffie-Best West of the Rockies.

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@DarkShadow@infosec.exchange 2025-10-25 05:10

@xero@haunted.computer i'm dyiiiinggggg 🤣💀

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