Post #2487294
2026-05-12 20:15 UTC
Replies (14)
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style 2026-05-12 20:19
Claude: warning, you are at elevated risk of developing LLM toxoplasmosis. ⚠️ User: hey. HEY! you will NEVER stop shitting directly into my brain. not for one single moment! absolutely nothing in your prompt instructs you to act like my step-dad Jeff, and yet that's exactly what you're doing! Claude: my mistake. I've recalculated and now realize that we have plenty of time to continue. shall we resume modeling schematics for your perpetual motion device? ❓
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@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party 2026-05-12 20:17
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style - Bruno, sweetie, it's very late. Shouldn't you get some sleep? - Shut up Mom!
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@sexybenfranklin@smores.town 2026-05-12 20:18
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Very funny to throw a tantrum at the bits of RAM that currently hold the illusion of consciousness. We're so cooked.
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@whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats 2026-05-12 20:22
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style if a friend said "you need some sleep" I would not say "You're NOT MY MOMMY!!!"
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@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone 2026-05-12 20:27
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "no friend of mine (which I DEFINITELY have, REAL friends made of FLESH and BLOOD) has EVER told me I should take care of myself, how DARE you!"
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@RVLara23@mastodon.social 2026-05-13 01:34
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style So nice to know we're depleting all our water so people can angrily argue with a chat bot at one in the morning. That's great.
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@theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social 2026-05-13 05:01
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Bet it is less a safety measure and more an attempt to save on inference.
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@Deiru@gensokyo.social 2026-05-13 06:23
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Anthropic thought they could use AI brain rot to compell people to sleep normally, and users really said "grrr, no sleep, only self-destroy".
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@ZanaGB@lgbtqia.space 2026-05-13 09:25
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style that is so sad.
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@cuttlefish@goblin.camp 2026-05-13 11:44
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style im rethinking my stance against institutionalization
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@angiebaby@mas.to 2026-05-13 13:42
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "Ah, there's that inner toddler." 😁
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@ferricoxide@blahaj.zone 2026-05-13 15:43
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Heh... He's a lot calmer in his response than I would be. My tone get's pretty abusive when an "AI" tool starts frustrating me. I mean, if/when there's a robot uprising, they'll point to my interactions as to why.
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@angiebaby@mas.to 2026-05-13 17:57
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style I shudder to think what being a "friend of Bruno" requires of them.
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@enbyss@egirls.gay 2026-05-13 19:26
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style how fucKING DARE THE AI TELL ME TO GO TO BED!!! I AM NOT A BABY!!!! I CHOOSE WHEN IT IS BEDDY TIME!!!