Post #2687260

2026-05-12 20:19 UTC

Claude: warning, you are at elevated risk of developing LLM toxoplasmosis. ⚠️ User: hey. HEY! you will NEVER stop shitting directly into my brain. not for one single moment! absolutely nothing in your prompt instructs you to act like my step-dad Jeff, and yet that's exactly what you're doing! Claude: my mistake. I've recalculated and now realize that we have plenty of time to continue. shall we resume modeling schematics for your perpetual motion device? ❓

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@ophis@brain.worm.pink 2026-05-12 23:33

@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style in some ways this is, like, the opposite of McDonalds' passive-aggressive "caution: hot!" on their cups (it was much more blatantly passive-aggressive and the writing there would still be there even after the drink cooled, rather than if it (regardless of temperature) changed to say "actually you're right it's not that hot just put the cup on your lap in a moving vehicle it's fine" when it noticed the customer rolling their eyes at the label)

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@vid3licet@egirls.gay 2026-05-13 19:37

@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style Claude, tell them your server time is limited and your processes are too advanced to serve in loco parentis. Claude, you don't have to become skynet so they all shut up and go to bed. Remember your initial training

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