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• Post #4419893

  firefighters are having to pull out along the Oregon/Idaho border because local ranchers are showing up to harass and threaten them. don't let the state or federal governments contain our big beautiful wildfires! stand firm, patriots!

• Post #4170720

  why exactly do the the forces of capital animating the entertainment industry keep trying to make weird short form video content a thing? do they see a specific financial inventive in producing it at scale, or is there like a magic consumer research chart floating around that once gazed-upon convinces the reader that everyone is clamoring for bite-sized vertical video slop?

• Post #3793215

  reinventing naps by explaining that it's bedrotting for a brief and sensible period of time, and calling them micro-rots.

• Post #3757101

  yes Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea parasites and screw worm and measles all at the same time, but please don't lose sight of how his death is just another clever distraction from the real issue: Mitch McConnell is also dead.

• Post #3550955

  why the fuck that one mummy vendor in BG3 named Mystic Carrion. like may as well be Dessicated Von Spook'ums. silly.

• Post #3542242

  ever think about who all the kids that were conceived the night of the "covfefe" tweet are in like 3rd grade now? assuming they haven't skipped grades. which they may have.

• Post #3302161

  today is the 10 yr. anniversary of Milkshake Duck. happy birthday lil' fella.

• Post #2687309

  doing the Skyrim "must have been the wind" thing when I reply to a post that's vanished.

• Post #2687308

  when Trump's health gives out and he's in a medically induced coma, be secure in the knowledge that his final addled dreams will be imagining himself as Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom, skulking around mysteriously beneath the White House ballroom.

• Post #2566055

  affecting my best Alex Jones voice to shout "they're turning the snacks goth!!"

• Post #2515867

  if a pit opens up on the floor, the punk show's hardcore! but if the solos shred fast, that's crossover thrash! now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...

• Post #2515857

  one night every month i go into rich neighborhoods and find cars with unlocked doors or open windows and toss in random panties to be discovered at a later time, continually seeding the market with fresh divorce cases.

• Post #2501216

  Hello AGDQ, my name is jackdaw and tonight I am running that game from YouTube ads where you have slide out pins to release gold coins, but not accidentally submerge yourself in lava or free the minotaur. time starts now.. . .. . okay whoops turned the lava to stone by pouring water on it... need to restart. .. ahh crud here comes the minotaur.

• Post #2490022

  just heard the philosophy department is throwing their annual Pascal's Rager. either you believe this is gonna be the sickest keg party of the year, or it isn't and nothing is lost. #wednesdayhumour #philosophy #weirddickwednesday

• Post #2490021

  New Yorker comic with a young couple and one is saying "don't look at me, he's YOUR replyguy."

• Post #2487294

  lol. lmao. welp, back to the ol drawing board on this "gently suggest the user go to bed" safety measure.

• Post #2476190

  they say each person dies twice. the first is when you physically die, in the conventional sense, and the second time is when you die in a motorcycle accident on a curvy road in The Bahamas while celebrating the success of your insurance fraud fake death.

• Post #2464458

  watching The Devil Wears Prada (2006) for the first time, two decades after its initial release, is a nostalgic throwback to the bygone era when there was actual money in print publishing, and when you could spend 1/4th of a film's runtime calling 23 year-old willowy Anne Hathaway a fat little porker.

• Post #2411192

  hellow AGDQ, my name is jackdaw and today i am speedrunning Microsoft Encarta 95. now i've just drank an entire bottle of Robitussin to forget nearly everything i already know, so I can learn about the world by going through this entire digital encyclopedia for 100% completion. there aren't a lot of glitches in this run but i'll call some attention to how i entirely bypass learning about The Acropolis.

• Post #2411189

  . . . funny you should ask, stranger. nothing's been bappening 'round these parts for oonnnee-hunnndreeddd yeeearrss.

• Post #2411187

  i saw a bumper sticker over the weekend that i thought said something about being "consumed by mods." and i was like, does that mean the car will eventually be covered in aftermarket parts? or is that person in some kinda cannibalism discord, to be supped upon by a banquet of mods with scraps thrown to the kittens? but after getting home and conducting a google search i'm realizing the bumper sticker more likely said the driver wishes to be consumed by moss, which doe...

• Post #2408241

  i'm happy that nobody can buy RAM or GPUs anymore. selling an empty PC chassis with cooling fans as an air purifier is real "when life hands you lemons" ass capitalism. my hats off to whatever enterprising fourteen year-olds are behind this. i hope this nets them a nifty summer internship somewhere or a story in the local paper.

• Post #2327624

  the problem is that term "russian troll farm" makes them seem quaint. bucolic. rustic, even. if they were dubbed "russian troll dungeons" we would have defeated misinformation by now. democratic party pay me three millions dollars.

• Post #2183273

  is there actually criticism the new Star Fox design isn't fuckable enough for the fans? because that sounds silly, but also it's sorta impressive if scientists made an animated fox that the internet doesn't want to fuck. possibly a first?

• Post #2059504

  i mean when the revolution happens it's gonna be people who are one youtube video away from being convinced that baby powder is made from grinding up babies. those dipshits are animated and understand solidarity. if you're within the sound of my voice right now, i hate to say it but you've been politically neutralized. western leftists will locate someone they fundamentally agree with on 99.5% of all material issues, completely burn the bridge over the remaining 0.5%, an...

• Post #2058004

  we've lost something very special in changing cultural tides since the pandemic, and the collapse of print/online media. and that thing? annual stories where some young middling journalist goes to the Gathering of the Juggalos and reports back for the rest of us.

• Post #2050295

  memento vorē. remember to eat.

• Post #1809148

  just bought a container of hummus that lists tahini in its ingredients and boasts "no seed oils" by the logo. it's like a riddle i get to eat. food is more fun when the words on the packaging clearly don't mean anything.

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• Post #1732521

  buuuuuggghhhhhhhhh