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sexybenfranklin@smores.town
<p>I will probably decline your follow request if you haven't interacted in some way with me. I'll still probably decline it if you have. </p><p><a href="https://smores.town/tags/MovieBowl" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MovieBowl</span></a> 2021 & 2024 Bracket Champion 🥇</p><p>Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social</p><p>I hate D&D 5E</p><p>I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.</p><p>"I'm your number one fan forever." - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cooler.mom/@deneb" class="u-url mention">@<span>deneb</span></a></span></p><p>"I knew somebody would say this and I should have guessed you." - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://dads.co
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Post #3212144
We have friends who are vegan, which is fine, but the wife also doesn&#39;t eat mushrooms so I can basically do nothing.
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Post #3212143
Hmmm could upgrade my internet to 5Gbps symmetrical for only $40 a month more.
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Post #3212142
For Sale: Baby Shoes, New In Box
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Post #3178535
A podcast I was listening to was talking about Venezuela Fury and I just assumed that was the illegal Maduro extradition, but no, that&#39;s Tyson Fury&#39;s daughter.
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Post #3178534
Masters of the Universe ruled. It was a power ballad of a movie.
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Post #3178533
Just heard a sentence that would kill Thomas
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Post #2955363
Can someone lend me $660,000, the new electric Ferrari is very cool
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Post #2784660
If I wear my headphones to bed, I'm more likely to keep my cpap mask on through the night.
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Post #2126932
Typesetters are an extremely British profession. Oh, you&#39;re going to use a bunch of dingbats to make a dinkus? Get real.
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Post #2126931
Fawnmower
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Post #2126930
Jawnmower
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Post #2126929
Found someone in Chicago who might like MechaGodzilla more than Thomas likes Godzilla. Probably not more than Thomas likes Mothra though, his canonical wife.
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Post #2126928
New display name for @jackdaw_ruiz : AI Guychosis
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Post #2126927
I don&#39;t know if the new Mandalorian movie will be any good, but what I *do* know is that the droids that Disney has been working on rule.
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Post #2126926
@Thomas, something&#39;s gonna come up involving MechaGodzilla at some point this weekend, so I may need to tap you for your kaiju knowledge.
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Post #1378040
New Root expansion should arrive tomorrow. Bats and frogs
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Post #1378039
CEO giving a speech to skittish investors, using therapy language to condemn them for only being there for the company when times are good.
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Post #1378037
I hope there&#39;s a Timothee Chalamet impersonator out there named Temuthee Chalamet.
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Post #1168121
Izzy approves the new quilt (he has been sitting there for at least two hours)
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Post #764952
People who self-host things like Jellyfin or Immich on local hardware, what&#39;s your go-to solution for accessing things when you&#39;re away from home? And how do you share access to those services with other people reliably?