Post #243942
2026-02-08 08:38 UTC
Replies (39)
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@yschaeff@fosstodon.org 2026-02-08 08:40
Oh, and the smell of burned banana peel also wears of after 12 hours. So there's that...
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@jwrm22@hsnl.social 2026-02-08 09:25
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Got it. No more bananas and lasers in the secured premises.
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@MurrayWindripper@fosstodon.org 2026-02-08 09:40
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org It's also a very clever disguise for a pineapple 😉
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@adamhavelka@mastodon.prorocketeers.com 2026-02-08 09:43
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org its an orange! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8525OKIhwqk
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@sourdust@toot.wales 2026-02-08 11:54
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org And yet the data is "fake news" :-)
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@arda@micro.arda.pw 2026-02-08 12:07
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org I'd totally engrave BAnanas
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@billgoats@bitbang.social 2026-02-08 12:15
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Oh noooo 🍍
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@floe@hci.social 2026-02-08 12:19
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org QR codes can do up to ~3 kB with error correction. You know what you need to do 😁
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@dotmavriq@social.dotmavriq.life 2026-02-08 12:23
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Based modern steganography
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@weizenspreu@chaos.social 2026-02-08 12:23
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Oh no. This breaks everyone's threat model now. 😱
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@schmidt_fu@mstdn.social 2026-02-08 12:27
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Ban-testing is a thing now...
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@bleistifterin@fnordon.de 2026-02-08 12:35
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org works with a knitting needle as engraving tool too and wouldn't burn the peel
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@dewey@mastodon.top 2026-02-08 12:41
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org "This is not a banana" (René Magritte) 😅
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@bayindirh@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-02-08 12:55
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org This is (b)ananas!
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@bonkers@nerdculture.de 2026-02-08 12:56
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org what have you done. Now I want an engraver.
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@Aknorals@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 12:58
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org can you do a qr code?
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@agnew_hawk@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 12:58
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org This is the beginning of a great-ish 90's flick about hollywood hackers
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@ArtHarg@mastodon.nl 2026-02-08 13:18
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org “This message will self-destruct in 48 hours.”
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@FiXato@toot.cat 2026-02-08 13:22
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org additional details for the image description: First photo: nothing looks out of the ordinary on this banana. Only when you look closer, you see a faint outline of letters. Second photo: the banana now clearly shows brown outlines for the engraved letters, spelling "Ananas"
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@aamurusko79@tech.lgbt 2026-02-08 13:45
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.
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@jesshurch@mastodon.scot 2026-02-08 14:00
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..
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@grob@mstdn.social 2026-02-08 14:02
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org "…regret to inform you about a information security incident due to banana ware…"
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@karpour@mstdn.social 2026-02-08 14:10
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.
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@andi@snac.sonnenmulde.at 2026-02-08 14:19
Banana for scale, not only for sizes but also amount of data! awesome #bananaforscale
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@capnthommo@c.im 2026-02-08 14:30
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org but why would you print pineapple on a banana
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@renardboy@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 15:10
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Doing the lord's work
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@Foxdodge@yiff.life 2026-02-08 15:36
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org why did you write pineapple on your banana
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@kainisenni@vocalounge.cafe 2026-02-08 16:28
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org If you wanna be really sneaky you can probably eat the banana and retrieve the peel from waste disposal.
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@hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work 2026-02-08 16:36
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org now to infiltrate a laser engraving machije into a datacenter
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@KeithWM@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 16:57
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Not at a nuclear facility though.
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@Isurandil@mastodon.online 2026-02-08 17:10
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org You labelled that fruit wrong 🧐
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@Isurandil@mastodon.online 2026-02-08 17:10
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Also, is this a way to get a real world Bananaphone™? 😁
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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social 2026-02-08 18:16
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org so fun fact: one of my uncle's businesses failed to get FDA approval for laser-based banana labeling because the existing label manufacturers argued that the fruit would be "irradiated" and that this was clearly unsafe.
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@cazabon@mindly.social 2026-02-08 19:16
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Now if you engrave an IP packet dump on it, we have this April Fools' RFC taken care of. And it would mean a perfectly legitimate way to include in the RFC the classic joke that "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." #IPOverAvianCarrier #RFC #RFCEditor
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@evert@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 20:22
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Dutch customs often check incoming banana shipments, not sure if they are after hidden messages.
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@SalemsLot@mastodon.social 2026-02-08 20:54
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Cool, cool, but can we also use the laser to digitize the banana so it can join the Orange on the grid as the fruity duo to fight the master control program?
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@claudius@darmstadt.social 2026-02-08 21:26
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org this is bananas.
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@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io 2026-02-08 21:56
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org Tutorial vibes
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@clickhere@mastodon.ie 2026-02-08 22:26
@yschaeff@fosstodon.org "Ceçi n'est pas une banane" 🍍