Post #2303537 · Elektrine

@olivvybee@anarres.family It is an important point, that a non free OS can always be patched to encrypt your data and prompt you with something like this.

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@david_colquhoun@mstdn.social 2025-07-29 14:02

@olivvybee@anarres.family Seems reasonable to me.

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@ssdrive@woof.tech 2025-07-29 14:04

@olivvybee@anarres.family smh soon we're gonna need age verification just to connect to ethernet due to the internet containing mature topics (am i glad i'm not from the UK)

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@gordoooo_z@hachyderm.io 2025-07-29 14:10

@olivvybee@anarres.family Back in my day, we stumbled across unspeakable horrors we could never unsee on a daily basis... and that's how we liked it! (this sounds sarcastic but honestly I miss those days (not necessarily the unspeakable horrors themselves though lol)).

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@bluevelvet321@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 14:38

@olivvybee@anarres.family this is neo fascism. I don't know how to call it differently.

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@nixCraft@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 14:37

@olivvybee@anarres.family i am gonna steal this idea 🤣

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@fauve@pouet.chapril.org 2025-07-29 14:46

@olivvybee@anarres.family let’s code it XD

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@nestwg@plushies.social 2025-07-29 15:02

@olivvybee@anarres.family is this real? how about sudo 😄

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@taavi@wikis.world 2025-07-29 13:46

@olivvybee@anarres.family I thought that was the sudo lecture for a second

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@Dofain@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 15:16

@olivvybee@anarres.family @dolfsquare@tooting.intensifi.es tbf, it's an apple, you'd not be able to copy anything mature on it unless it's jailbroken

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@qwertz@defcon.social 2025-07-29 15:28

@olivvybee@anarres.family UK Online safety Act

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@gilesgoat@toot.wales 2025-07-29 15:33

@olivvybee@anarres.family Isn't it ( or will ) already happening if you are hosting files on cloud services ?? 😎

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@wgarmil@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-07-29 15:33

@olivvybee@anarres.family So clicking 1 and sending the goatse image is not the appropriate response?

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@debby@hear-me.social 2025-07-29 15:57

@olivvybee@anarres.family Maybe in the terminal, I could understand if age verification is required because of all the "bashporn" showing off these disturbingly sexy ASCII symbols, intermingling and going wild, all in pursuit of satisfying the user. Maybe sometimes, it even gives them a happy ending. 🤣

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@toxo77@ruhr.social 2025-07-29 16:01

@olivvybee@anarres.family why can i not just login with google or facebook ?

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@petitioning_the_empty_sky@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 16:02

@olivvybee@anarres.family: well you do live in a kingdom and all

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@agremon@mastodon.gal 2025-07-29 16:07

@olivvybee@anarres.family very ridiculous!

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@richrockster@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 16:20

@olivvybee@anarres.family I knew unixporn was a slippery slope...

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@s4mmy@chaos.social 2025-07-29 16:20

@olivvybee@anarres.family „please enter the image of your ID bitwise“

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@oldherl@comfy.social 2025-07-29 16:26

@olivvybee@anarres.family It might be a meme for British, but it's ridiculously analogous to what we have in China right now.

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@markwyner@mas.to 2025-07-29 16:33

@olivvybee@anarres.family yeah, it’s a fucking nightmare. And here in the U.S. they’re working on passing the same type of bill. It’s not about porn. It’s about control and surveillance. And destroying the one place that’s a level playing field for communication and journalism that doesn’t require backing by billionaires.

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@burnoutqueen@todon.nl 2025-07-29 16:34

@olivvybee@anarres.family use Linux

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@greenhombre@mstdn.social 2025-07-29 16:36

@olivvybee@anarres.family PornHub no longer works in Louisiana and Texas due to age walls.

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@Ghostsheetz@alaskan.social 2025-07-29 16:44

@olivvybee@anarres.family this looks terrible.

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@LanceJZ@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 16:54

@olivvybee@anarres.family it was already ridiculous.

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@0x10f@tech.lgbt 2025-07-29 17:04

@olivvybee@anarres.family Maybe all text-based programs should be banned? U+130BA and all that.

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@m3tti@functional.cafe 2025-07-29 17:08

@olivvybee@anarres.family wait is estimate age by picture really a thing? I mean there are plenty of this person doesnt exist pages so whats the point its like doing a test on a test

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@thibaultmol@en.osm.town 2025-07-29 17:14

@olivvybee@anarres.family (I really hope that the people in the replies are understanding that this is a joke/shitpost.... but maybe it needs to be added as a disclaimer to the post... cause oh boy do people not seem to get it)

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@cagibidev@mastodon.gamedev.place 2025-07-29 17:47

@olivvybee@anarres.family at least it's not the login screen! Now that I think of it, Control+Alt+Del already "works" as an age estimation via the user's hand size (assuming you only accept Right Ctrl, which is evil, but not as much as the Online Safety Act)

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@alexmorse@mastodon.social 2025-07-29 17:48

@olivvybee@anarres.family don't even joke about that

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@giggls@karlsruhe-social.de 2025-07-29 17:48

@olivvybee@anarres.family sudo ls :)

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