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Post #2269631

2024-03-18 14:29 UTC

If you’ve made it this far, 1) congrats, 2) I hope you hear what I’m trying to say: Until the company moves forward… don’t waste your time on a Canonical job posting. You’re worth more than that! My tale has a happy ending and I’m very pleased with where I landed not long after this saga, so this is now just a funny story-slash-cautionary tale. BUT I know a lot of good #devrel people who *are* looking for new gigs today, and I’d love to introduce you to them -- if you’re hiring give a shout!

Replies (21)

  • @sara@hachyderm.io 2024-03-18 14:29

    PS: yes I still run Ubuntu on literally all of my (work+play) machines, and that won’t change any time soon… a community is more than any single person, no matter how big that person thinks they are.

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  • @shauna@social.coop 2024-03-18 14:43

    @sara@hachyderm.io Yiiiiiiikes Thank you for sharing, I had no idea that was the kind of culture Canonical cultivated.

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  • @ashedryden@scholar.social 2024-03-18 14:58

    @sara@hachyderm.io I’m really surprised they haven’t been investigated by the EEOC if this is the process.

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  • @emma@ruby.social 2024-03-18 15:09

    @sara@hachyderm.io If it makes you feel any better, I've never heard of Canonical and therefore this Mark fellow is a complete nothing [to me].

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  • @Dianora@ottawa.place 2024-03-18 15:10

    @sara@hachyderm.io FWIW I have walked out of interviews. I think it might bear repeating that one does not have to put up with this crap if one can afford it.

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  • @nojhan@mamot.fr 2024-03-18 15:59

    @sara@hachyderm.io Matches my own experience for another type of position. The strong warnings of major red flags from the CEO got me to stop just a little bit sooner, fortunately. His fixation on high-school-30-years-ago and pseudo-science tests are proofs that he has major issues with understanding even the basics of human psychology. You deserve better.

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  • @aud@fire.asta.lgbt 2024-03-18 16:34

    @sara@hachyderm.io because of an almost word for word similar experience (my last call was one step below Mark, but I also didn’t go to high school) I refuse to use Ubuntu till I’m less upset and traumatized. Fuckers.

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  • @sara@hachyderm.io ugh, sorry to hear this. I applied to a Canonical dev job back when I had just graduated undergrad, thankfully avoided this trauma by virtue of their email service not sending the IQ tests to my email address. I had multiple emails from a recruiter (which they never responded to my replies to) telling me to take the IQ test they’d sent me and saying they’d re-send it, but said test never came even when I gave them alternate emails to try and eventually they/I just gave up.

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  • @ferricoxide@evil.social 2024-03-18 17:39

    @sara@hachyderm.io "Nobody wants to work any more (nobody's applying)" Or "We need more H1Bs because there aren't enough qualified citizens" (etc.)

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  • @plaindocs@chaos.social 2024-03-18 17:54

    @sara@hachyderm.io thanks, this is very relevant to my life right now. 👻 I've been put off by the rigmarole for a while, but was still tempted.

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  • @CiscoJunkie@techhub.social 2024-03-18 18:35

    @sara@hachyderm.io Thanks so much for posting this! I really wish more people would name-and-shame poor interview experiences, especially when the issues are systemic or perpetuated by those in power.

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  • @nk@xoxo.zone 2024-03-18 19:27

    @sara@hachyderm.io oh my god that’s a nightmare. I applied to an EM (web) role there last month and those questions about high school seriously gave me pause. The application got paper shredded and thank god it did

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  • @sindarina@ngmx.com 2024-03-18 19:28

    @sara@hachyderm.io ... wow.

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  • @nightoo@chaos.social 2024-03-18 20:13

    @sara@hachyderm.io as someone who recently went through the process for a normal software engineering role... my process wasn't nearly as bad on the interview side ("only" three technical interviews plus one with HR and one with my recruiter) but it's still a pretty badly done process... The two things that bothered me the most (aside from the kinda insane time investment, especially the written interview) were:

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  • @metacosm@mastodon.social 2024-03-18 21:02

    @sara@hachyderm.io why do they waste so much time (yours and theirs) doing this ridiculous process?

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  • @drhoopoe@mastodon.sdf.org 2024-03-18 21:05

    @sara@hachyderm.io Geez, and I thought nothing quite sucked like the academic job market.

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  • @aris@infosec.exchange 2024-03-18 21:19

    @sara@hachyderm.io Wow, they'd have lost me at 1, maybe at 2. I don't know what kind of profiles they're looking for but certainly not the kind that can be fulfilled by humans. I saw a few positions in IT security that looked interesting, I can say the interest went to zero.

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  • @weyoun6@kolektiva.social 2024-03-19 04:53

    @sara@hachyderm.io this does help explain some things.

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  • @sara@hachyderm.io Even 20% of that process I would still consider to be dehumanizingly disgusting. Thanks for letting us know!

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  • @twipped@twipped.social 2024-03-19 13:21

    @sara@hachyderm.io that job would have sucked so hard. Anybody this disrespectful of your time would be a terrible boss

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  • @julie@merida.hair 2024-03-19 23:07

    @sara@hachyderm.io If only you had done better on your ACT/SATs 20+ years ago you'd totally be working there now! 🙄

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