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• Post #4455058

  that old phrase, "not for all the tea in China" clearly came from someone who has never tried even vaguely decent tea I'd cut off your fucking toe for 50 grams of Longjing, don't think I wouldn't

• Post #4150079

  You know, my coworker/boss is very good about my epilepsy. My word recall is affected and they're very patient and good about how sometimes I'll write out function names or variables that look like a Japanese light novel name because I am able to eventually describe what a function is doing... but I might not remember the precise term that goes along with it. So during review they'll suggest, you know, the "normal" English word for that. And even going back through some...

• Post #4052690

  just gonna start calling Eurasia "Aseuria" to piss some off "western civ" types

• Post #4049081

  hydrated? de septum? deviated aberration? chromatic fucking ready, let's do thi- collapses

• Post #4025369

  Probably not a coincidence that this quote reads like Nazi-era anti-Semitic pamphlet fan fiction, huh. RE: https://infosec.exchange/users/Em0nM4stodon/statuses/116932520918796697

• Post #3992917

  "AI" companies: not just doing the digital equivalent of burning the library, but also buying any physical book they can get their grubby hands on to scan and burn. fucking great RE: https://www.404media.co/.ghost/activitypub/article/413cbe16-10a5-49be-a9a5-874ec1b01123

• Post #3878340

  I love when you randomly see a game on steam that looks like exactly what you'd expect from a game developer playing madlibs and just rolling with it "uhhhhh Hades vampire survivors card battler but with Dante's Inferno waifus" (It's called Hell Maiden, to be clear) https://store.steampowered.com/app/3372060/Hell_Maiden/

• Post #3847019

  Especially when it comes to free software, it’s weird when the main characters totally ignore the political and social context of technological objects...I wonder what the stance is on using decompilers to generate code from proprietary drivers or operating systems and just paste them into the Linux Kernel? It is basically the same. Code of dubious legal standing being thrown into a codebase built around a free license. But just decompiling and copy pasting is so fucking useful. RE: https://tld...

• Post #3837805

  The hollowing out and weaponization of civic institutions against the populace they're meant to serve is being mirrored far too neatly in tech and software, both proprietary and open.

• Post #3819661

  Sooooo many queer and trans people working at the H-mart ​:black_sparkling_heart:​

• Post #3646660

  Ahhh, nothing like the cat turning your computer off in the middle of work…

• Post #3624588

  “Wow, this Goemon guy sounds very Robin Hood-esque!” reads how he died “… probably would have improved Prince of Thieves.”

• Post #3599272

  My cat that was born in a Brooklyn parking lot does not give a flying fuck about fireworks. He is sound asleep. Even the other cat, who was born in Seattle but lived in Brooklyn for a time, is only mildly perturbed by the really loud ones. Yay for above ground trains and nightly, mysterious exploding sounds, I suppose.

• Post #3598843

  fuck serde, writing my own parsing code

• Post #3594078

  reality show called Sugar Daddies but it's just about older gay patisserie chefs teaching people how to bake dessert

• Post #3521761

  I just poked myself in the gums while using a waterpik which caused me to reflexively pull it away which means it was then able to start shooting water at my face it was not an improvement, overall

• Post #3518927

  variable: has json in the name, implying it is a json file audrey: writes it as a yaml file code: borks audrey: ​:neocat_surprised:​

• Post #3497947

  how long until that language is expanded? I wonder; how long until your sexuality isn't an "immutable characteristic"? Or, hell, what's to stop them from saying some religious beliefs aren't "immutable characteristics"? How long until they make that claim for Muslim people, I wonder. It's not like they used a single iota of facts from scientific studies, or reality, to support their ass opinion. And in Texas, the RNC is apparently deep in its belief that...

• Post #2491953

  Hello, my name is Mr. Docker and I'm fucking terrible. I'm three linux kernels in a shell script trenchcoat and I do what I want. Fuck you.

• Post #2284862

  hmmmm. Why on earth do I have a filed named Dockerfile.fuckDebian... strong opinion, past Audrey, very strong opinion...

• Post #2284861

  "The community recommends this game today!" The game's name is literally "Certified Mother Fucker" and it only has 8 reviews lmao I have barely played any VNs on Steam, and not any hentai ones. This is proving to be a source of daily delight and I love it.

• Post #2284858

  writing regex on a friday evening. what kind of pervert have I become?

• Post #2123950

  twaint twain't a word and you twaint supposed to lick it say twain't five times and you'll probably get reported somewhere

• Post #2123903

  novel idea for a country: not giving a shit what a bunch of dead slavers from two hundred years ago were thinking about. fucking wild.

• Post #2077226

  adding some dipshit fuck called "Steve Roth" to my "nobody should let this guy participate in society; no restaurant, grocery, transit, laundry, etc, services for him" list

• Post #2077225

  Chad, short for "Chaddeus",

• Post #2077222

  oh hoooo so apparently if you do something fancy when writing a tarball to tape, like, say, piping the tarball into some command like mbuffer or pv before it goes to tape, you may have to use that program during extraction as it might do things with the buffer size? Anyway, well, can't test that on my photographs since I've already started backing it up to tape without using pv over ssh, but I am using zstd compression (instead of gzip) and it's now a local-to-the-machine backup....

• Post #2077221

  CAT REPORT, 24 HOUR UP TO THE MINUTE CAT NEWS we are pleased to bring you this update: cats exist you're welcome

• Post #2053804

  bright teal short shorts, a blasphemous t-shirt, and unzipped doc marten winter boots: that's how I take the recycling out (apparently)

• Post #2032837

  fucking billy corgan's self importance is even faffing up my jellyfin [2026-05-05 11:18:56.965 -07:00] [WRN] [82] Emby.Server.Implementations.Library.LibraryManager: Failed to create person "Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy Corgan, Billy...