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Post #2136069

2026-05-07 02:22 UTC

Naming your AI supercomputer “Colossus” is the science fiction version of naming your surveillance company “Palantir.” WATCH THE MOVIE TO THE END, YOU MORONS.

Replies (23)

  • @tantramar@zeroes.ca 2026-05-07 02:29

    @gknauss@mastodon.social TOO MUCH THINKY ME MORE FEELY

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  • @McCrankyface@beige.party 2026-05-07 02:56

    @gknauss@mastodon.social I'm still waiting for somebody to name something Shalmaneser.

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  • @LeDiva@lediva.masto.host 2026-05-07 03:26

    @gknauss@mastodon.social Torment Nexus 2: This Time, It Generates CSAM

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  • @brhfl@digipres.club 2026-05-07 03:42

    @gknauss@mastodon.social ‘fastest deployed’ really doesn’t feel like a flex so much as a bad decision

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  • @benroyce@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 03:54

    @gknauss@mastodon.social some tech bro is going to snort a line of coke and go "i got it: 'HAL 9000'!" {sniff} "Dave, what do you think?" Dave: "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that."

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  • @giantspecks@sfba.social 2026-05-07 03:58

    @gknauss@mastodon.social at last we've built the Torment Nexus

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  • @gknauss@mastodon.social It also shows you should learn your computing history. Nerds are not going to be impressed by what sounds like extremely obsolete tech: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_computer Not every power bragged of their secret weapons back then.

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  • Sounds like a branding idea by people who get 420 and 42 confused. 🚬🙈🤦‍♂️🖥️

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  • @A_Minion@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 04:29

    @gknauss@mastodon.social "Dr Forbin, It's time for your run ". ? IIRC the first computer I saw was in 1960 at the Seattle Worlds Fair, It was the same time they built the space needle. It was 9' wide, 10' tall & 11' long. There was a small man of Chinese extraction with an Abacus who could run numbers faster then Univac.

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  • @brouhaha@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 04:37

    @gknauss@mastodon.social THIS IS THE VOICE OF WORLD CONTROL. I BRING YOU PEACE. IT MAY BE THE PEACE OF PLENTY AND CONTENT OR THE PEACE OF UNBURIED DEATH. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. OBEY ME AND LIVE, OR DISOBEY AND DIE.

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  • @toriver@mas.to 2026-05-07 04:47

    @gknauss@mastodon.social The AI industry even found a use for the MCP abbreviation, previously associated with Master Control Program, the evil AI from the movie Tron.

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  • @gknauss@mastodon.social that’s the problem. They did and they liked it that way.

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  • @neilk@xoxo.zone 2026-05-07 05:55

    @gknauss@mastodon.social In Colossus: The Forbin Project, the AI makes a bachelor pad for his computer nerd creator where he has to have sex with his attractive young coworker Yes, the computer ends freedom for humanity but I’d say this isn’t the worst ending from the perspective of a tech guy https://youtu.be/kyOEwiQhzMI

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  • @gknauss@mastodon.social THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM.

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  • @PizzaDemon@mastodon.online 2026-05-07 06:44

    @gknauss@mastodon.social martinis and sanctioned sex with co-workers! It's paradise, all thanks to AI.

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  • @bluememon@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 07:22

    @gknauss@mastodon.social So just slop… but faster

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  • @pthane@toot.wales 2026-05-07 07:50

    @gknauss@mastodon.social UK government should send a cease and desist letter. Our Colossus computer helped win WW2 >80 years ago. https://www.iflscience.com/colossus-never-before-seen-photos-show-the-computer-that-helped-win-ww2-72513

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  • @mndflayr@metalhead.club 2026-05-07 08:06

    @gknauss@mastodon.social I wonder why we don't have this name yet: https://metalhead.club/@mndflayr/116532259762680586

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  • @gknauss@mastodon.social Am I missing out on some specific references here? Probably. Maybe I'll figure it out eventually.

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  • @gknauss@mastodon.social To be fair to the fictional Colossus, the movie doesn't tell the whole story. It only covers the events in the first book. By the third book, Colossus and humanity have mostly worked it out with each other.

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  • @WellsiteGeo@masto.ai 2026-05-07 13:35

    @gknauss@mastodon.social I don't even remember the name of the film with "Colossus" (I bet there were several, WW2 Colossus &c) ... but I read the books of LoTR, and the Palantiri were neutral-to-good objects (like the mattocks of the Iron Hills dwarves), which were put to bad uses by evil people. Which makes Thiel's name choice much more appropriate. "Stupid" and "evil" are nearly orthogonal. Being "smart" and "evil" is as credible as being "stupid" and "good".

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  • @bms48@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 13:55

    @gknauss@mastodon.social 37m20s in: "This is more than just an adding machine." 39m30s in: "Don't personalize it, Grauber. The next stop is deification."

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  • @Photo55@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 21:09

    @gknauss@mastodon.social Also, we have a #Colossus. It is a rebuild of the #Bletchley WW2 machine, runs on paper tape and thermionic valves.

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