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• Post #3763318

  My boss has become an LLM proxy. A problem comes in -- a ticket, an internal report, whatever -- and he copy-and-pastes it into whichever model he's using this week, and then copy-and-pastes the result into Slack. I don't think he reads any of it.

• Post #3502416

  The number of Republican Party officials who will immediately volunteer to enforce the ban on trans athletes by doing genital inspections just shows how dedicated they are to their agenda. Which is raping children, by the way.

• Post #3475725

  The epitaph for America reads “6-3.”

• Post #3324123

  Get used to the view, Donnie.

• Post #3232895

  If a billionaire is a policy failure, a trillionaire is a civilizational one. One person hoarding that much wealth in a world where people are in need — hungry, sick, homeless — is the end product of a society undergoing the complete collapse of human decency. A trillionaire is an obscenity.

• Post #2530013

  With code so much easier to produce — with programmers running at triple or quadruple their old productivity — the software we use every day must be _great_. We must be living in a golden age of thoughtful, elegant, user-focused applications. Now to take a big ol’ drink of water as I check.

• Post #2440823

  Satire, born along side human cognition, passed away yesterday, in Miami, Florida, after a long illness. A giant golden statue of Donald Trump, funded by crypto investors and prayed over by religious leaders, is the official cause of death. Satire’s last words were, “What the fuck?”

• Post #2428120

  If I had a dog that shit itself as often as the Trump Administration, the merciful thing would be to put it down.

• Post #2136069

  Naming your AI supercomputer “Colossus” is the science fiction version of naming your surveillance company “Palantir.” WATCH THE MOVIE TO THE END, YOU MORONS.

• Post #1969076

  The dog is working on ways to kill me and make it look like an accident.

• Post #1967562

  I confused “caldera” with “cloaca” for a second, and gotta admit, it would make both birds and volcanos more interesting.

• Post #1943505

  Rudy Giuliani is proof that you can destroy your reputation, sacrifice your fortune, debase yourself in every way imaginable, and still die having accomplished nothing but to be remembered as a pathetic laughingstock. If anybody out there needs the reminder.

• Post #1914479

  It infuriates me that 30 seconds on the microwave is about 1.3 rotations of the platter. Put my food back in front of me, damn you! … I need to get out of the house more often.

• Post #1873242

  Do you think, when they get together for family dinner, USB Type A and Type C make fun of their ne’er-do-well brother, Type B? “Hope you never want to _print something_!” he screams at them, before storming off.

• Post #1824181

  The reason Trump is usually so much further away from gun violence is because he’s not allowed within a thousand yards of a school.

• Post #1821516

  I mean, there are so many great ones. It’s really hard to choose. But if I _had_ to pick just one prime number as my favorite, it would be 8647.

• Post #1805530

  Though demonstrably less dangerous than being an ICE protester or a Latin American fisherman or an Iranian school girl.

• Post #1764791

  The FBI had to find each individual shell used to spell out the terrifying threat against the President, to see if they had any ties to Antifa. Director Patel personally visited many beaches, all over the world, in his tireless hunt.

• Post #1750231

  Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Ballroom $400,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

• Post #1669554

• Post #1601106

  We value your privacy. We can get so much for it on the open market!

• Post #1549003

  Dear UI programmers, No. Love, Greg.

• Post #1534808

  “Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data” — Reuters headline

• Post #1528459

  Tim Cook’s legacy is that having fuck-you money is very different than saying, “Fuck you.”

• Post #1474208

  Me riding my bike out, with the wind at my back: Ha ha! Fuck yeah! Yes! Me riding back: Well, this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

• Post #1447504

  Passed an electric blue Corvette — the kind that tries hard to look like a Ferrari — on the freeway yesterday, with the license plate “CRYPTO”. I’d tell you what the driver looked like, but you already know.

• Post #1336582

  I recently bought a pack of CR2032 batteries, and it said they had a coating to dissuade kids from swallowing them. Of course I licked one. They were basically daring me. No packaging gets away with calling _me_ chicken. It was _really_ bitter. They should include a warning or something.

• Post #1266333

  I kind of admire members of the Trump administration. Every day, they do things that are so shameful, so embarrassing, that they’d cause a normal person to walk into the desert to be willingly picked apart by buzzards. But, no, they just get right back on the horse and do it again.

• Post #1203646

  I’m an atheist, so the only parallel to the cosmological beatdown that the Pope is giving JD Vance is if science discovered a species of bacteria that looked exactly like me and repeatedly punched itself in the dick.

• Post #1105029

  I’ve decided to combine Sloth and Gluttony into a new, much better sin called “Sluttony.”