Post #1969076
2026-05-03 17:25 UTC
Replies (10)
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@willyyam@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 18:03
@gknauss@mastodon.social At least it's at the bottom.
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@DenOfEarth@mas.to 2026-05-03 18:06
@gknauss@mastodon.social If your kids dye the dog the same color as the carpeting you might want to change your will before it's too late
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@GrumpusNation@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 18:23
@gknauss@mastodon.social Total cat move.
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@tantramar@zeroes.ca 2026-05-03 18:26
@gknauss@mastodon.social I’ve lived in my house 30 years. I know my way up & down my stairs in the dark. I installed motion-sensor lights on my stairs when I got two cats 18 months ago so I wouldn’t break my neck. 😬🫣
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@lorimolson@mstdn.ca 2026-05-03 19:25
@gknauss@mastodon.social @tantramar@zeroes.ca My dog has a toy he uses to try and push me down the stairs get me to move faster. Your dog’s effort is pretty weak, actually 😉
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@vosje62@mastodon.nl 2026-05-03 20:31
@gknauss@mastodon.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social One day ir will sleep on the top of the stairs... 🙈
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@tartanroots@mastodon.scot 2026-05-03 21:14
@gknauss@mastodon.social what breed is your dog?
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@AnguaDelphine@mk.absturztau.be 2026-05-03 21:16
@gknauss@mastodon.social And the dog's evidence at the inquest would be they were just trying to ensure you made a fuss of them en route to wherever*. Only ever had one dog (a large GSD) and then in a bungalow. They are definite trip hazards; so hard to tell if they have homicidal intent or it's just a different order of logic. *Ridiculous as it would slow you down feeding them; but dogs keep it simple or hideously complicated.
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@megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 23:55
@gknauss@mastodon.social Snoring will foil its plan!
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@mike@thecanadian.social 2026-05-04 06:00
@gknauss@mastodon.social I thought that was the cats job.