@micefearboggis@fediscience.org
2025-12-04 07:52 UTC
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@publictorsten@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 08:11
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org https://youtu.be/e29k-F5jBpk?si=exHAtCQ-Jn3KOh_e
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@jarjan@mederland.nl 2025-12-04 10:23
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Does you service support Bandcamp?
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@ltning@pleroma.anduin.net 2025-12-04 11:36
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org it took me too long to realise this was satire.
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@drj@typo.social 2025-12-04 12:06
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org congrats on the Cat Salad boost ;)
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@gwenthefops@transfem.social 2025-12-04 12:07
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org ah yes musescream, I've heard of this!
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@jackeric@beige.party 2025-12-04 12:11
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org that's impressive - doing this by hand the scream takes about fourteen minutes https://youtu.be/x9nrBF5gl8A?si=yes
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@poemproducer@systerserver.town 2025-12-04 12:12
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org may Karma receive him
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@billd@universeodon.com 2025-12-04 12:29
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org @catsalad@infosec.exchange I’m so happy for the shareholders! They worked hard to earn all that value.
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@coldclimate@hachyderm.io 2025-12-04 12:31
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org cannot tell if this is satire or not
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@expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 12:58
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org where can I buy?
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@martind@mastodon.online 2025-12-04 13:18
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org That could have been a real story published in a tech blog and I would have not been surprised one bit.
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@bit101@mstdn.social 2025-12-04 13:24
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I was getting ready to rant. About mid-way through sentence two I got the satire. :)
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@f800gecko@mastodon.online 2025-12-04 13:40
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Perfect. I've just conceived an AI gadget to summarize the coming flood of AI summaries with which no unaided human will be able keep pace. It’s based on a new protocol called SSUS –Slop Slurp-Up Swallow.
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@jonathan@charade.social 2025-12-04 14:20
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Can you make one that plays my video games for me too?
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@atlovato@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 14:59
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org - What's the catch? a hefty Subscription - Hell no.
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@Chrisgodwin@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 15:10
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org actually @DaveGorman@mas.to got there first with Spunes: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqzIquOV7QFU%26t%3D2253&ved=2ahUKEwi83duxm6SRAxXtQkEAHSkrBgAQpMsLKAV6BAgWEB0&usg=AOvVaw0MQeLuFZst-6K_v8niS_1h
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@silverstar@rawr.sillydragon.ca 2025-12-04 15:21
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org We're so very close to hitting a point where people will feed a prompt to a computer that will generate a "beautiful" work of slop, that will be uploaded to the internet, where it will be auto-evaluated and given its own slop interpretation for screen readers, so people can tell a computer to make a picture, only for another computer to tell you what it thinks the picture is supposed to be, for you to imagine in your own head because you can't look at it right now. And then when you go to explain the picture you "saw" to someone else, your description becomes another prompt, and ultimately the machine is teaching the people how to think in its language, and unnecessary words to describe an object will be lost and the infinite resolution of the beauty in life, will fade away into a mad game of telephone operator and 32-keyword descriptors per object. We can already do similar without the need of computers! You can write a poem to describe an object, and give it to another person to read. No computer required to churn out the intermediary. Sorry for the rant, random stranger. I'm sure you get it.
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@synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net 2025-12-04 15:27
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org nailed it also I dont think the AI hype bros understand that I *like* thinking and that I've spent decades of life investment getting/staying better at it, as a core skill. as with writing etc. so they're neither helping me or tempting me by trying to take that "off my plate". esp not without paying me a very large sum of cash
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@FinchHaven@sfba.social 2025-12-04 16:48
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org "...leaving you more time to focus on what's really important in life: adding value." Pretty sure that's supposed to read "adding shareholder value"
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@isaaclyman@toot.cafe 2025-12-04 17:17
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Hi John! I’m the CEO of a biotech company breeding faster, more annoying houseflies. Can I buy you a coffee? I think there may be some valuable synergies between our products.
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@IanDSmith@mastodonapp.uk 2025-12-04 17:18
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org For goodness sake, don't give those morons any ideas
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@craz8@hachyderm.io 2025-12-04 17:40
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I’m sorry, but 15 seconds is entirely too long. Can I upgrade to the Pro version to reduce it to 8?
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@alex02@ieji.de 2025-12-04 17:44
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I'm gay.
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@AsarSameer@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 17:46
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@ck0@tech.lgbt 2025-12-04 17:50
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org In case you need to save some compute time, I'm very good at screaming :neocat_uwu:
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@etchedpixels@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 19:13
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Douglas Adams should have patented the Electric Monk 8)
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@evilmicrowizard@mastodon.world 2025-12-04 20:25
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org It's Blipverts without the -vert! Brilliant!
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@hellomiakoda@pdx.social 2025-12-04 20:47
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Ya know, I'm not quite 100% sure that's satire, and that makes me sad.
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@finner@appdot.net 2025-12-04 21:03
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I want to punch this post so friggen hard.
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@gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu 2025-12-04 21:30
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I did feed it 2 hours of chiptunes. The app calculated for 8 hours, then the screen turned all white and it crashed.
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@PalmerAnimates@socel.net 2025-12-04 22:44
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I know it’s satire. I want to laugh. I just… can’t.
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@jmax@mastodon.social 2025-12-04 23:46
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I would like to discuss synergy between your company and Void, Inc.
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@anne_twain@theblower.au 2025-12-05 06:59
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Seems quite plausible.
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@yacc143@mastodon.social 2025-12-05 12:01
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org He meant "slaving away for your feudal overlords".
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@mndflayr@metalhead.club 2025-12-05 14:57
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org https://metalhead.club/@mndflayr/115667542060069101
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@daniellittledev@mastodon.social 2025-12-07 01:34
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org
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@ellestad@sfba.social 2025-12-08 03:23
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org as long as it is always the Wilhelm scream.