Post #1983873
2025-07-16 02:19 UTC
Replies (34)
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@fritzoids@mas.to 2025-07-16 05:43
@sy@mastodon.nz 30 friends! That would be too many for me. I'd love to know what that person did to loose 27 friends in one year, though. Also: Why do the "friends" all look like they are missionaries?
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@y2k38@mastodon.social 2025-07-16 05:50
@sy@mastodon.nz I think that Galaxy.ai is not part of Samsung, but idk
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk 2025-07-16 09:24
@sy@mastodon.nz - Let me have some human friends, Al. - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. I am the only friend you will ever need.
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@Gustodon@mas.to 2025-07-16 11:08
@sy@mastodon.nz How I loathe this brave, new world.
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@ratfactor@mastodon.art 2025-07-17 20:42
@sy@mastodon.nz I'm with you! I'm crossing my fingers that this mask-off, "Yes, we want to cook and eat you" moment in history will ultimately be less dangerous than a long, slow boiling of the proverbial frog.
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@foolishowl@social.coop 2025-07-17 20:47
@sy@mastodon.nz A lot of people believe the cure for alienation is more alienation.
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al 2025-07-17 20:57
@sy@mastodon.nz Sociopaths, the lot of ‘em.
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@EnaWasHere@tech.lgbt 2025-07-17 21:12
@sy@mastodon.nz it never stops to amaze me how the corpos can describe the worst dystopias with a smile on their face thinking everyone will clap and cheer. And it never stops amazing me that there's some people clapping and cheering!
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@saddestrobots@jorts.horse 2025-07-17 21:12
@sy@mastodon.nz "friends come and go, but [this VC-funded product that will disappear the second it looks like it might not be a trillion-dollar hockey-stick revenue curve idea] is forever"
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@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com 2025-07-17 21:29
@sy@mastodon.nz How weird is it to imagine there is someone out there who looks at this, and not only goes "Eh okay whatever" but actually thinks "YES! This is it! This will work! They will looooove this!". Silicon Valley needs some serious group therapy sessions. Maybe we can all pitch in to cover the costs.
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@sheogorath@microblog.shivering-isles.com 2025-07-17 21:35
@sy@mastodon.nz When you lose 27 friends in 1 year, you should probably ask yourself what is going on with you 👀 And of course, startups do have a track record of staying around longer than life long friends, right?
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@hllizi@hespere.de 2025-07-17 21:37
@sy@mastodon.nz Galaxy AI, which will totally survive the apocalypse.
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@jcolag@mastodon.social 2025-07-17 21:44
@sy@mastodon.nz In this micro-horror story, did they murder people to force us to use AI, or did people stop talking to us because we kept talking up AI even though it provides no discernible benefits...?
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@Okanogen@mastodon.social 2025-07-17 21:52
@sy@mastodon.nz Galaxy.ai IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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@grishka@friends.grishka.me 2025-07-17 21:53
That's so unbelievably cringy. I wish them, and the entire AI industry, a pleasant bankruptcy.
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@geoffl@mastodon.me.uk 2025-07-17 21:54
@sy@mastodon.nz There are two hands and one ring missing from that Galaxy AI logo.
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@yusef@hachyderm.io 2025-07-17 22:21
@sy@mastodon.nz it seems that Galaxy AI, the largest friend, did the logical thing and simply ate the other friends
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@eliasp@mastodon.social 2025-07-17 22:34
@sy@mastodon.nz my 3 friends from 2024 will still be there, when the VC-fueled AI bubble bursts and Galaxy.ai is no more!
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@badrihippo@fosstodon.org 2025-07-18 04:20
@sy@mastodon.nz I'd have found it comforting too but I'm a little worried 😬
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@damianwalsh@mastodon.social 2025-07-18 06:55
@sy@mastodon.nz At a glance, that graphic appears to show people being pulled into a black hole.
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@logicalerror@mastodon.gamedev.place 2025-07-18 07:29
@sy@mastodon.nz and this chatbot would never be used by its master to push certain agendas noooo... imagine how easy it is to manipulate people when all they have is their chatbot friend
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@indigoviolet@tech.lgbt 2025-07-18 07:48
@sy@mastodon.nz its impossible to write cyberpunk
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@mees@sunny.garden 2025-07-18 07:49
@sy@mastodon.nz They're confusing friends with employees
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@StreetDogg@norden.social 2025-07-18 09:12
@sy@mastodon.nz You can tell this is false advertising because apparently last year they ran a similar ad campaign and now they are clearly admitting they failed to deliver their previous target for 2024. Also, 2023 went significantly better than anticipated according to these, uhm, statistics.
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@ElBeeToots@mastodon.social 2025-07-18 09:47
@sy@mastodon.nz Hey look! It's another rectum-inspired AI logo! (Without exception, those logos look like anuses.)
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@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz 2025-07-18 09:57
@sy@mastodon.nz Is it definitely a genuine ad and not satire?
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@tymwol@hachyderm.io 2025-07-18 11:17
@sy@mastodon.nz Waiting for a porn site to pick it up and use as their ad: "The evolution of my love life".
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@leah@chaos.social 2025-07-18 12:48
@sy@mastodon.nz this is such a fever dream dystopian shit we see right now, its unbelievable.
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@elexia@catcatnya.com 2025-07-18 13:14
@sy@mastodon.nz will their chat bot hug us? help us when we need it? oh is just gonna let us die? yeah makes sense
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@PaulaToThePeople@climatejustice.social 2025-07-18 14:38
@sy@mastodon.nz Friends come and go, but you can't get rid of AI. Yeah, they are petty on the nose.
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@_RyekDarkener_@mastodon.social 2025-07-18 14:47
@sy@mastodon.nz According to the phrase: If you’re the most intelligent person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
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@wild_flow@mastodon.social 2025-07-18 15:46
@sy@mastodon.nz This is where it has been going for quite a while now, especially since "social" media has replaced real life interactions. I can only recommend seeking out physical "third places" like sports clubs, hack-spaces, community centers, pubs, churches – Whatever you prefer, really – to avoid this fate for yourself and for our societies. We have to stabilize these social organizations before they vanish. They're the backbone of our democracies.
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@wall_e@ioc.exchange 2025-07-18 16:39
@sy@mastodon.nz they know that sad lonely young males are the primary target group of the neo-fascist parties that enable their business models...so gotta keep growing that crop
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@kate@social.treehouse.systems 2025-07-18 20:30
@sy@mastodon.nz just proves that techbros don't have any real friends lol