@Bioalchemy13@mastodon.sdf.org
Post #1837794
2026-05-01 04:07 UTC
Replies (22)
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@raymierussell@mastodon.scot 2026-05-01 06:28
@Bioalchemy13 "Spherical Bastard" sounds like the cousin of the phrase "Fractal wrongness" - where someone is wrong about something at all resolutions.
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@Szescstopni@circumstances.run 2026-05-01 06:58
@Bioalchemy13 @b_age Had to fact-check. Beautiful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Zwicky#Personal_life
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@tuban_muzuru@beige.party 2026-05-01 09:41
@Bioalchemy13 Someone said "Postulate a spherical chicken"
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@MokhtarStork@zirk.us 2026-05-01 10:38
@Bioalchemy13 I read his research and found it interesting. However, I could not find the term "spherical bastard"?
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@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe 2026-05-01 10:56
@Bioalchemy13 Q) Can you use it in a sentence? A) Yes, Elon Musk is a spherical bastard.
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange 2026-05-01 10:59
@Bioalchemy13 @nuintari Nothing better than a spherical bastard in a vacuum.
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@yakmacker@society.kalli.st 2026-05-01 11:44
@Bioalchemy13 "that guys a homogenous space of bastardry"
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@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-01 11:49
@Bioalchemy13 consider a spherical c̶o̶w̶ bastard…
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@silvermoon82@wandering.shop 2026-05-01 12:13
@Bioalchemy13 It's a very relevant term these days!
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@BigG@mastodon.africa 2026-05-01 14:05
@Bioalchemy13 spherical bastard. I know some people i can use that on....
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@cazfan@kinkycats.org 2026-05-01 14:25
@Bioalchemy13 I regret having met at least two of these. At least one got a boost toward escape velocity from me.
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@AnguaDelphine@mk.absturztau.be 2026-05-01 15:02
@Bioalchemy13@mastodon.sdf.org Oh wow I am SOOO using that! So maybe we should mark his day of departure as "Spherical Bastards Day" as he was a Valentine's baby?
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@Nephele@rollenspiel.social 2026-05-01 15:22
@Bioalchemy13 Friedrich #Merz is one of those.
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@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social 2026-05-01 16:58
@Bioalchemy13 I always liked the Scrubs one: "Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling"
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@WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop 2026-05-01 21:29
@Bioalchemy13 unfortunately, describing anyone as spherical sounds to me like punching down at fat people
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@ferricoxide@blahaj.zone 2026-05-01 22:09
@Bioalchemy13@mastodon.sdf.org Just thought it was a PCish way to say "fat bastard"?
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@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online 2026-05-01 22:32
@Bioalchemy13 @nyrath Unfortunately, Zwicky himself was infamously appalling. To the point that people I met at Caltech more than 30 years after he died still related how they did not like having had to deal with him.
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@jfroehlich@mastodon.social 2026-05-02 06:17
@Bioalchemy13 is spherical asshole a term, too? Someone spreading shit in any direction?
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@PeteBleackley@wandering.shop 2026-05-02 07:34
@Bioalchemy13 I'd heard that the phrase was coined not by him, but about him.
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@PH7831@pouet.chapril.org 2026-05-02 13:16
@Bioalchemy13 I personally would use "isomorphic bastard" !
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@irenerd@col.social 2026-05-02 17:24
@Bioalchemy13 @mgiraldo jajajajajajajja
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@noodlemaz@mstdn.games 2026-05-03 09:30
@Bioalchemy13 Simon Singh always reminded us of this in his talks..!