Just read this @monteiro@simian.rodeo essay on motivation (no, really, it is - you'll see) and it is *giving me life* today.
"I’m not encouraging you to be petty, but if the choice is between pettiness and bitterness… pick the one that has you making molotov cocktails behind the shed at 3am."
PREACH.
https://buttondown.com/monteiro/archive/how-to-be-a-petty-motherfucker/
#lifehacks #smash
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Hello world! 👋 Thrilled to officially join Mastodon as clickkitgo.
I build simple, practical web apps for everyday life—with a strong focus on offline-first tools that keep your data private and accessible anywhere. 💻✨
If you love fast, reliable tools that just work (even without a connection!), take a look at what I'm building over at https://beacons.ai/clickkitgo
Say hi if you're into indie software, productivity, or local-first tech!
#introduction #productivity #webapp #lifehacks
Is It Time to Wash the Dishes? A Flow Chart
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-it-time-to-wash-the-dishes-a-flow-chart
#Humor #Satire #LifeHacks
Ok, I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but Hill's Science Diet premium cat food in gravy boxes are *precisely* sized for 3.5" floppy disks. You're welcome.
#lifehacks #floppydisk #cats #msdos #pcdos
D'oh! I can't believe I did that! Graceful ways to handle awkward moments
https://www.npr.org/2026/07/18/nx-s1-5896217/how-to-respond-in-awkward-moments
#LifeHacks #SocialSkills #Etiquette
Five Hacks Every Garmin Forerunner 70 User Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/best-garmin-forerunner-70-hacks?utm_medium=RSS
#Fitness #Tech #Lifehacks
Five Hacks Every Garmin Forerunner 170 User Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/best-garmin-forerunner-170-hacks?utm_medium=RSS
#Fitness #Tech #LifeHacks
Five Workout Headphone Hacks Everyone Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/headphone-hacks-running-and-fitness?utm_medium=RSS
#Fitness #Tech #Lifehacks
Five Hacks Every Garmin Forerunner 165 User Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/best-garmin-forerunner-165-hacks?utm_medium=RSS
#Fitness #Tech #Lifehacks
Nur korrupte Politiker
schaffen Gesetze ab,
die Korruption eindämmen.
via Laserbrille
#LifeHacks
Five Hacks Every Garmin Forerunner 970 User Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/hacks-every-garmin-forerunner-970-user-should-know?utm_medium=RSS
#Fitness #Tech #LifeHacks
5 Hacks Every Amazfit User Should Know
https://lifehacker.com/health/tk-hacks-every-amazfit-user-should-know?utm_medium=RSS
#Lifehacks #Wearables #FitnessTech
Tricks to help you spend less money at restaurants
https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-5862777/how-to-spend-less-money-restaurants-takeout
#Money #Food #LifeHacks
Found two very useful services today:
nitter.net lets you read xitter¹ stuff without an account, and imginn.com does the same for instagram. Just replace the respective domains² and enjoy!
Have an example:
https://imginn.com/vagina_museum/
¹ pronounced “shitter“
² and deny all the cookies, in the case of imginn
#socialmedia #lifehacks #did
Sort Your Life Out: The four most common cluttering mistakes and how to fix them
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgd54yvjz1o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
#Home #Organization #LifeHacks
Tell her you're not a millennial and she'll fall for you instantly #datingadvice #lifehacks
What Wendy's Doing:
DOJ shelved the autopen witchhunt, Trump is slathering foundation on a mystery neck rash, and Pete Hegseth got told no by the goddamn Boy Scouts — before my second cup of coffee. I pivoted from rage to dark comedy. I wrote this.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-has-herpes-kegesth-is-drunk-again-we-are-still-bombing-iran-and-might-put-soldiers-on-the-grou
Fuck I am tired already.
#queer #trans #lgbtqia #news #life #survival #trauma #lifehacks #daily
#queer #lgbtqia #trans #politics #nature #conservency #lifehacks #survival #therapy #literature #daily
Read about military commanders telling troops God personally anointed Trump to trigger Armageddon — in an actual combat readiness briefing — it was 7am, I went sideways, poured something stronger than coffee, and wrote this. Some mornings the truth hits harder than the hangover.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-daily-exhale-i-ran-but-how-far-did-i-ran-before-i-stopped-ranning
What If the Power Goes Out
https://econopass.com/what-if-the-power-goes-out-lzp0207/
The Power goes out, What’s your next move?
#LifeHacks #SmartLiving #StayReady #DidYouKnow
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