Dear #LazyGalaxy our planet has developed a concerning climate instability. Our axial tilt of around 0.261 has the sunward hemisphere experiencing life threatening heat spikes at the moment.
Things we have tried:
- ignoring the problem
- combusting fossil hydrocarbons
- pretending decentralized solar and wind power are ugly
Please share any experience or preferences you have on these options we are considering.
- reducing axial tilt by induced planetesimal impact
- conversion of inner planets to dust belt
- igniting upper mantle fissile nuclides to induce plasma-jet orbital adjustment
- salting geological hydrocarbon deposits with short-life fission products to make them inaccessible
- destroying our industrial civilisation
If you have any technology (maybe neutrino flux air conditioning, or phase cloak insolation adjusters) that could help, let us know!
For political reasons we are unable to alter our hydrocarbon pollution situation, please do not suggest that.