#fourthofjuly

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At this rate the Toxic Avenger is gonna wind up taking Trump out. #WashingtonDC #ReflectingPool #FourthOfJuly
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#Freedom250 #July4th #FourthOfJuly at the #Capitol. #WTF

Trump GLITCHES OUT in JULY 4 SPEECH to TINY CROWD!!

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Well, Dear Leader decreed that he shall give his speech at 11PM, and that afterwards, however late that might be, there shall then be a B1-B Lancer flyover with full afterburners followed by the launching of 850,000 fireworks shells just a couple miles from my home. So I guess I'm gonna find out how good these Bose Quiet Comforts really are. #fourthofjuly #fireworks #dc #dmv
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Happy 4th of July, my friends! Despite the hatred and divisiveness that plagues our country, I hope we can all come together to celebrate this day, a truly historic birthday for humankind. I am of course referring to the 102nd birthday of the Caesar Salad, which for an embarrassingly long time counted as my favorite “vegetable”. Happy and safe celebrations! #FourthOfJuly #Celebrate #CaesarSalad
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It's my born day. Remember to be kind to all Firecrackers today. We have too much to compete with to be disrespected as well, from a massive military industrial complexual entity that is constantly at war with a multitrillion$ yearly DOD/Black Budget that tells us we could never be that important. 🏴 The Kittens turned 1 last Saturday so they're Cancers too.😽😼🐱🐱🐱🦀 #fourthofjuly #independenceday #Caturday #Saturday #CatsOfMastodon #ScreenshotSaturday #Firecrackers #Birthday #4thofJuly #July4th
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Have fun giving your speech, Donny. And don't worry about the effective temperature exceeding 115° or exploding nearly a million fireworks shells under a heat dome; I'm sure God will protect you from the "dangerous afternoon thunderstorm" and the "Code Purple/Very Unhealthy" air quality won't dare reach the White House private quarters. #FourthOfJuly #wx #weather
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