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Bill Lloyd

@wklj@mastodon.social
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 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

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Joined August 15, 2018
Strava:
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Dead2Me:
https://twitter.com/wklj
Pokemon Go:
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @madcoder@infosec.exchange
@madcoder@infosec.exchange thanks for not letting me forget about that 💉 🍆
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
The would be more entertaining if it were happening in the men’s field. https://apple.news/AdFyCnd2HSAqaPubjeADuKQ
apple.news

Padded bra row erupts with Tour de France Femmes riders to face extra clothing checks — The Independ

Teams have reportedly raised concerns over the use of padded bras at this year’s Tour

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Trying to discern what Rosie is hinting at here.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Jul 24, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Boats boats boats…
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · May 14, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @slava@mathstodon.xyz
@slava@mathstodon.xyz @joe@f.duriansoftware.com @steve@discuss.systems @ferrix@mastodon.online awfully nice pointer you got there. Be a damned shame if something were to happen to it.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social @gruber@mastodon.social lol I noticed that too. Chef’s kiss.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

NO MORE SEASHELL ART PEOPLE. IT'S DEATH THREATS.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/anti-trump-instagram-pic-of-seashells-now-enough-to-indict-ex-fbi-directors/

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

You're so vain... I bet you think this passport's about you...

https://apple.news/AOYEhevc_T2eOYixqMBs7Vg

apple.news

Trump's picture is coming to some U.S. passports — NBC News

The State Department announced it will be releasing a limited series of passports this summer including an image of the president inside the front cover.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

😂 https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/04/28/vermont-trade-vasectomy-meat-lions-club-community-strafford

Vermont residents barter for a free vasectomy
www.wbur.org

Vermont residents barter for a free vasectomy

A small town fundraiser, a free vasectomy and a box of beef. This story has it all.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @lexfri@hachyderm.io
@lexfri@hachyderm.io I saw the musical and I saw "half clean shaven" and I was reminded of the band's "friendly little competition" that happened during the tour for this album and I was slightly horrified by this post until I read it again.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @sanguish@iosdev.space
@sanguish@iosdev.space Nope I've been here straight through. Maybe that's just "catch all" wording?
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

Well would you look at that... 👨‍🦳

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @macshome@hachyderm.io
@macshome yep. He knocked off a couple sub-13:50 5Ks in the second half and mile 24 was a 4:12. WTAF.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @numist@xoxo.zone
@numist second place also broke 2 hours! Zoinks.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

Wow that’s fast.
https://apple.news/AYCKGw5GoRKyyUHGK3F36-w

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 23, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

I mean... You have to hand it to this spammer for deploying a targeted marketing message.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

That a mug can be $52 off and that’s like 35% off us really saying something.
https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/916818/ember-smart-mug-2-mothers-day-sale-2026-deal

Ember’s self-heating smart mug is more than $50 off ahead of Mother’s Day
The Verge

Ember’s self-heating smart mug is more than $50 off ahead of Mother’s Day

It’s on sale in multiple sizes and colors.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

@schwa@mastodon.social @ivory@tapbots.social Yes, happens to me too. Just silent failures. I’d figured it was because it’s photos but posting is really unreliable from the share sheet.

mastodon.social

Jonathan Wight (@schwa@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

PRAISE JIBBERS CRABST

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @sjsmac@mastodon.social
@sjsmac Yeah, I don't know if mine are run flats. Fortunately I have tire pressure monitors and they say at 20 PSI to pull the F over. I actually had to manage the tire pressure all the way from LA as it was a slow leak but it became a big pain in ass and I had to go to sealant over Pacheco Pass... not my favorite drive of all time. Far the fuck from it.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

Second left rear flat tire on the M2 in a week! First one was a screw, and now a nail. Darned sticky tires are construction mess magnets :(

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @chockenberry@mastodon.social
@chockenberry@mastodon.social BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 17, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @superbetsy@mastodon.social
@superbetsy Perfect.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

Just once before I die I’d like to be able to tie a hospital gown in less than 5 minutes.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @keeganc@mastodon.social
@keeganc@mastodon.social I lit the whole underground. A few light roots were amazingly hard to get to. I think I also did every shrine quest but haven’t mustered the patience to do all the side quests yet 😅
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

And… this is why I always end up deleting the Lyft app after I’m done using it.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @keeganc@mastodon.social
@keeganc@mastodon.social Finished as in completed the main story, or 100% by collecting all 1000 korok seeds? I can’t summon the courage for the latter.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 12, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @atomicbird@mastodon.social
@atomicbird@mastodon.social Maybe we’ll end up bombing outsells into smithereens? I think the end of our society already happened.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @FeloniousPunk@beige.party
@FeloniousPunk "Cold-war" kids were hard to kill, under their desks in an air raid drill https://music.apple.com/us/album/leningrad/158618758?i=158619082
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @Simplicator@federate.social
@Simplicator @superbetsy not kidding: “Superman” and “Yard Sale” are common lingo for cycling crashes. The latter being such a tumble everything flies out of your pockets. It’s all over the grass like a yard sale :)
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @superbetsy@mastodon.social
@superbetsy Crossing tracks improperly may lead to involuntary Superman. Be warned. But for reals that’s a GREAT sign.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Mar 21, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @superbetsy@mastodon.social
@superbetsy Just got out… loved it! West coast time because your time zone if have fallen asleep in the theater 😊
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Mar 11, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @film_girl@mastodon.social
@film_girl But can you tell a WAV recording from a 160 kbps AAC from a 320 kbps OGG VORBIS file?
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Mar 10, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @rands@mastodon.social
@rands I can't even imagine the travesty if I turned on my Google Calendar. LOL.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Mar 07, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @rmogull@defcon.social
@rmogull@defcon.social Did you warn them about anvils?
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Mar 04, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @cabel@social.panic.com
@cabel@social.panic.com Sorry, but you picked the wrong synonym. You are supposed to cry in those two spots before you pull the cord.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @shantini@techhub.social
@shantini “It’s free for 2 weeks!” LOL. So it’s not free then, and you’re not ACTUALLY trying to help me!
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social

Every interaction I’ve had with Clear at an airport is creepy. They literally guide you into the line like it’s open and ask for your ID as a sign-up stunt. It’s like they’re elbowing you out of the regular or Pre-check line.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @marioguzman@mastodon.social
@marioguzman@mastodon.social @rafa@mastodon.design I've never seen one of those Things stickers on a car window but it'd be coooool
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2026
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @xyla@shitpost.trade
@xyla @joe tres commas
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Dec 23, 2025
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @gruber@mastodon.social
@gruber@mastodon.social Curious why that Serial # box is half-width. Do you think they were worried that people would get a 10-digit serial and not think it was correct to put it in a 20-digit-wide box? And that's not even getting into the [OK] [Cancel] part :-)
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Oct 14, 2025
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @Stattenf@mastodon.social
@Stattenf LemmingLert.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2025
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @plexus@toot.cat
@plexus@toot.cat @atomicbird@mastodon.social Indeed. We're in the process of getting rid of bullshit regulations. This sounds lie a great candidate for debureacratizing.
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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social · Jan 21, 2023
Bill Lloyd
@wklj@mastodon.social

 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

mastodon.social
Replying to @ChanceHMiller@mastodon.social
@ChanceHMiller same!
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