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Damien Sorresso

@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.7.0-beta.1
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I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

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Joined February 03, 2023

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @madcoder@infosec.exchange
@madcoder@infosec.exchange You have more or less described the plot of the Marathon series.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @scento@mastodon.social
@scento@mastodon.social A digital camo version of any product is basically table stakes for me at this point.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

I dunno exactly how many years away I am from being offered "tactical pill organizers" on Amazon, but I'd bet money it's less than 5.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

A fine choice to make, provided you have to take a class entitled "Why your dog is not a child". The associated lab hours focuses on not trying to convince business owners that it's a service animal.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @jacob@mastodon.farktronix.com
@jacob Why didn't you just take a picture with your phone? Typical engineer, always looking to solve problems with code.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social
Hacker News: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47978834
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social
@thephd @fay59 You might find this interesting and fun.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @superfunc@mastodon.gamedev.place
@superfunc Haven't tried, but probably not. It's pretty heavy on GNU extensions and C11.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @mxsparks@social.treehouse.systems
@mxsparks Your choice. I've mentally used "libhexsee".
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Boosted by AssertionError("Joe Groff") @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
My first ever open source release: lib0xc, the C standard library you wish you had. aka.ms/lib0xc
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @numist@xoxo.zone
@numist@xoxo.zone @gruber@mastodon.social Yes "Frisco" was common, but I don't think "San Fran" ever was. "SF" and "the City" are the most common contemporary shorthands I've heard.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Nice little troll from @gruber@mastodon.social.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

ngl "Scam Altman" had me chuckling.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

It's not a UI. It's a REST API.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 24, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

@gruber@mastodon.social Interesting anecdote: my dad was of drinking age before the drinking age got tied to federal highway funding, which made all states increase their drinking ages to 21. When that change happened, he said that cops and bartenders effectively grandfathered him and his friends in when checking their IDs, even though there was no actual legal grandfathering mechanism.

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John Gruber (@gruber@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

Guns don't kill people. AI that tells people to use guns to kill people kills people.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

Me: Ooooh a "price update" wonder what that mea--fucking jerks.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 17, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

@schwa@mastodon.social I'll take things the C compiler doesn't tell me for 300 Alex.

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Jonathan Wight (@schwa@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 16, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social

"In order to honor diversity and uniqueness, we will have a single piece of artwork shared among all our locations" is some real galaxy-brained MBA thinking.

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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Apr 01, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @shac@ioc.exchange
@shac @marcoarment Don't forget that Jobs told people explicitly to not think of what he'd do.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2026
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @fay59@tech.lgbt
@fay59 That's just what a company that firehouses data to law enforcement agencies WOULD say.
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Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry@mastodon.social · Dec 02, 2025
Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn. Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.

mastodon.social
Replying to @b0rk@social.jvns.ca
@b0rk@social.jvns.ca I don't think git has any native recognition of directories. It just knows about paths. Or at least you cannot commit an empty directory.
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