The Maltese language, better known as "Copyright Infringement: The Literary Hodgepodge".
Wanna drag in a superset of Semitic languages into something and Romanize everything in the process? Sure, we've already got a language for that.
Ever thought of stealing entire words from completely unrelated languages? Yeah, I'm down for lifting entire words off of Italian, English, Arabic and Spanish. Let's all have fun driving our karozzas and typing away entire spreadsheets on our kompjuters while we doomscroll into the deepest toxic-fueled pits of the Internet on our mowbajls. I could afford to eat a tuffieħa as well.
Oh, what's that? You want to reinvent the entire literary wheel? Sfortunatament, il-biża tiegħek ġiet ikkonfermat issa. Let's just steal the entire English alphabet and alter it slightly to drop what are otherwise some useful characters and replace them with less sensible options, all while mashing four goddamn languages together.
Mhux sabiħ biex tara l-istat tal-lingwa Maltija u kif jidher daqstant kemm hu ridikkoluża? Honestly, a non-speaker could probably barely make out any of what I'm saying here.