Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
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fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky
low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️
please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here)
"ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3
"every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games
"Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Mar 12, 2026
@samhenrigold this post resonated with me so much and reminded me of using a family iMac as a kid. it was a core 2 duo with a pretty pedestrian AMD graphics card and 4GB RAM, and i was 100% running very hard against all of those limits (that i just did not understand yet). so many memories brought back. thank you
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Mar 06, 2026
this is a long shot - would anyone happen to have a Wireshark packet capture of an Xbox 360 updating via LIVE *before* the Kinect/fall 2010 system update?
boosts for reach appreciated
boosts for reach appreciated
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
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Jun 24, 2024
i forgot to leave blunderville square before the event ended and now i dont wanna leave #ffxiv
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
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May 22, 2024
you have no idea how many times i've thought about making nuclear weapons but stopped because the iTunes Store EULA forbids me from listening to Apple Music while doing so
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Apr 10, 2024
Cooked up a full three-course meal while waitin on a Wikipedia page. We dialed in for 56k of jack shit. My modem lights blink an S.O.S. signal. My cable box acting like its got no cable. You want the wifi password? Its "Slow as shit". Im the world record holder for the Chrome dinosaur game. Hes like a brother to me. This shit aint loadin for me LAN.
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
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Apr 10, 2024
Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
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Apr 10, 2024
Opps tried sending me a DDoS. Jokes on them, I never had service to begin with. I blink packets into the heavens like sending SOS morse codes. My computers plugged into the dirt below me. We transmit packets over tin can and string. Tried dialling into the ISP they put me on hold
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Apr 10, 2024
We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three triple-A batteries. We rigged up wifi with walkie talkies.
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
wetdry.world
Emma (IPG)
@ipg@wetdry.world
fediverse is bad. more active on bluesky low-level programmer and rhythm gamer 🇬🇧✝️ please don't be weird around me or my friends, thanks. (especially unsolicited lewd replies or DMs; wtf is wrong with people on here) "ur too young to be writing COM code" - @carrot_c4k3 "every time you low quality hideo think, something happens" - @alltheamps.modding.games "Emma's tech stack is eternally stuck in the early 2010s but she ships it anyways so I applaud her" - @notnite
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