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Leigh Garland

@toychicken@mastodon.social
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Late bloomer. East of England.

202 Followers
402 Following
40 Posts
Joined September 13, 2017
Moves:
Slowly 🐌
Thinks:
Differently 🛠
Likes:
Salads 🥑🥗
Say hello:
https://lrg.io/hello/

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

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Ah fuck the football, I'm reading Arthur Miller.

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

I assume our glorious leader in a magnanimous last act, Keith Starmer will be on the phone to FIFA tonight to request his participation medal, and demand that football be brought home immediately.

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

Turns out that doing boring faster is still boring.

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @arumastudios@mastodon.gamedev.place
@arumastudios@mastodon.gamedev.place this trailer is giving me all the right jobs of goosebumps!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @atoponce@fosstodon.org
@atoponce question seems to be why? If the weights are sitting on your machine, but the ai functionality is still calling home... Is this some weird distributed AI alternative to building data centres? Using your users processing downtime to answer Gemini queries _elsewhere_?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @rooster@beige.party
@rooster I fell over in the winter and broke a finger and hurt my shoulder. The finger is fixed but still stiff, but the shoulder just isn't getting better.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

When I was younger, I really wanted one of these (and a bunch of cool Hackers style friends to talk to) - anyone done a #Meshtastic #cybiko reboot?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybiko

mastodon.social

Mastodon

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

I need that hex number pad! Rest of it however, is cursed. Press the ばひかぬてし key to continue.

@keyboards@mastodon.social @keyboards@mastodon.social

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @tubemapper@mastodonapp.uk
@tubemapper@mastodonapp.uk wonderful!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

In case you're wondering, today is #ely #eel day. Where the citizens of this small cathedral city head down to the waterside to glimpse their aquatic overlords. We sing, the children dance and much Pimms is consumed. Later, the rituals will commence.

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
@SmudgeTheInsultCat hello, I am a doctor in a film. Not only do I know everything about my specialism, I also know everything about all other specialisms and a whole bunch of really esoteric and obscure diseases as well. I work all the time, never have a day off, never sleep. My colleagues seem to have time to play golf, have marriages and extra marital affairs and play in jazz bands. Somewhere along the line I made poor choices.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

Ooh more Garlands!

@pdimagearchive@mastodon.social @pdimagearchive@mastodon.social

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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@ahltorp @leavex well, it's almost as if Signal were listening 😁 https://mastodon.world/@signalapp/116478659183004819
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @renedudfield@fosstodon.org
@renedudfield@fosstodon.org I put solar panels on the electric company roof, re-nationalize the water company, and break open the jail. I take my iron, my dog and my top hat 🎩 and occupy free parking. Everything goes into the community chest. ✊🏼
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @leavex@mastodon.social
@leavex at the point of use, the message simply says "verify your PIN" and you type in a PIN. No context why you need to do this. You can dismiss it a few times without apparent adverse effect. It puts the user in the mind of "enter PIN, get it out of the way" rather than "why is it asking me to do this", which is a boon for phishing. i.e. if the user just enters the PIN without thought when prompted, find a way to put "verify your PIN" in front of that user and wait.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @ahltorp@mastodon.nu
@ahltorp @leavex Absolutely! I'm a Signal user, and am generally very happy with it. It's fair to say that one of the biggest weaknesses in security for any software is the human that uses it. Therefore designing interfaces should be considered as much part of cyber security as mathematics. 😁
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 26, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @leavex@mastodon.social
@leavex whilst technically correct, I'd argue that there is a burden of care required by Signal or any other app. Why is pin verification required? Is a PIN an appropriate validation method? How is it that users could think that the phishing method be easily mistaken for a genuine request? I've been a Signal user for some years, and I'm pretty digitally literature. It's not clear how PIN verification helps security, or why it is required when it's required.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 14, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@rem oh almost forgot - did a gist for playing it in the terminal via mplayer - https://gist.github.com/toychicken/5f4223940d28b5b230a3
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 14, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @rem@front-end.social
@rem does anyone use sleepbot environmental broadcast? I've been using it for 20 years. Mostly to block out noisy office environments. It's great to fall asleep to as well. http://sleepbot.com/ambience/broadcast
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@woollypigs of course, I've been telling this story for years, and it only just occurred to me to find the video... Here it is! https://youtu.be/q7iD4s8vFCE?si=1nzOAyTWlSClz6AC
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@woollypigs What none of us knew was that there was another music video. A psychedelic Wings/Linda McCartney number, which included a relatively innocent bit of animated nudity. If they'd seen that... I suspect I would have been imprisoned! 2/2
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @woollypigs@sudomakecake.com
@woollypigs yeah it was a doozy! I was visiting my mum in Bahrain, and my grandmother had given me some Christmas presents to take. Already wrapped. The guards stopped me, because one present was a video cassette, and they needed to check there was no pornography on it. It was in fact, Paul McCartney's frog chorus. Me and three armed guards watched it in a little ante-room. At the end of the song. They ejected the tape, and handed it over... 1/2
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @woollypigs@sudomakecake.com
@woollypigs can't identify the book, but can confirm about airport handovers. I was once held, age 11 at Al Manama by armed police. Not the adventure you might hope for 😅
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @lordofthemoon@mastodon.scot
@lordofthemoon if they have to rename, might I suggest "Barkers Huzzah"?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Apr 09, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @cr00ky@mastodon.social
@cr00ky @pluralistic this has been on the cards for a long time. Has there been a recent update? Can't see any dates on anything 😅
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @azonenberg@ioc.exchange
@azonenberg this thread...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Mar 16, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @lorimolson@mstdn.ca
@lorimolson forget the pedants, this is genius.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social
@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social my parents are TormentNexus users, because "their friends are there". I installed OpenTorment, but they don't use it! I try to explain it to them, but they just keep organizing their bowls group via TN. Anyone have advice on how to convince them to ditch their friends and move to OpenTorment?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@paninid ... To stretch the analogy a bit: the high street already had 10,000 cafes on it. None of them made much money. Then overnight, all of those cafes became almost identical, and started losing money at a slightly slower pace. The human run Thai restaurant / bodega / 24hr bagels did well for a while. Of course, it's much more nuanced and complex an analogy could ever reflect. Sigh 😔
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @paninid__dup_7748@mastodon.world
@paninid unfortunately, this presumes that a lot of people employed to create content are there because their creative skills were needed. The reality is that many are / were employed to write slop. "50 words on dog food brand X", "Clickbait headline for video" etc. Human slop is being replaced by AI slop. For clarity, I think this is shit on many levels. No one wants slop, however it's generated. I'd guess that few people love writing slop. Now it's fully automated...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jan 08, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @jmaris@eupolicy.social
@jmaris@eupolicy.social there's a joke here about getting to Cowes in a C15... (via the Isle of Wight ferry), but I'll leave the parts here and you lot can assemble it yourself. 😁
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2026
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

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Replying to @parismarx@mastodon.online
Cc'ing @alt_in_uk@mastodon.social
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Sep 03, 2025
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @adamghill@indieweb.social
@adamghill want!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2025
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @toychicken@mastodon.social
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social thanks for the boost, I've now created a dedicated account for this project. Follow @alt_in_uk@mastodon.social for regular updates!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2025
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @ErikJonker@mastodon.social
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social I'm trying to get a similar thing off the ground, for #UK specific #services and #platforms. https://alternatives-in.uk/ Anyone that has recommendations for 100% UK based options, please let me know.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2025
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @rra@post.lurk.org
@rra@post.lurk.org @teclista@mas.to nudging this thread on to the desk of @workingclasshistory@mastodon.social ...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Feb 23, 2024
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social
Replying to @MxAlba@todon.nl
@MxAlba@todon.nl stealing this. Kthxbai
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Dec 16, 2023
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

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Replying to @wikipedia@wikis.world
@wikipedia@wikis.world See also, Trigger's broom. 😁
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Oct 18, 2023
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange
@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange @selzero@syzito.xyz So many questions.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2023
Leigh Garland
@toychicken@mastodon.social

Late bloomer. East of England.

mastodon.social

Just think, now every single site that has an #embedded #tweet view in an article is no longer displaying that tweet.

* At best, #Elon can show whatever he wants on it's place, tweet-by-tweet from subtle change to full-on counter-factual or malvertising.
* At worst, it's a vector for Elon #musk to run whatever *code* he wants on your site.

Used an ? You're in the best case camp.
Used a #Twitter-hosted embed ? Good luck.</p>

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