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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos

@tobi@goblin.technology
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It's me tobi! :skullpat:

I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code.

I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.

Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz.


⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met:

  1. You're cool.
  2. We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).
  3. You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people.

Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

423 Followers
488 Following
30 Posts
Joined November 16, 2021
gender/pronouns:
i'm agender; they/them pronouns preferred, but ultimately it's not relevant to my goal of eradicating the demon capitalism from the face of this earth
buy me coffee?:
https://ko-fi.com/dumpsterqueer
ListenBrainz:
https://listenbrainz.org/user/kipvandenbos/

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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 15, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @violet_cybrespace@lesbian.solutions
@violet_cybrespace@lesbian.solutions this is fucked
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 11, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @spacekatia@girlcock.club
@spacekatia@girlcock.club she's so relatable...
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 05, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @s0@cathode.church
@s0@cathode.church that's cute :)
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 05, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology

good news everyone, my godchild (2 years and 4 months of age) has begun having moments where she just says "meow" in response to everything; we had a whole ten minute conversation yesterday where we just meowed at each other, much to the exasperation of her mother :)

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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 30, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @Bassandra@girlcock.club
@Bassandra@girlcock.club uh huhhhh!!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 30, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @Bassandra@girlcock.club
@Bassandra@girlcock.club damn 🥵
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 28, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @Gwen_Nova@girlcock.club
@Gwen_Nova@girlcock.club okay! :)
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 23, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda I would I would I would
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 21, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @spacekatia@girlcock.club
@spacekatia heyyoooo
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 20, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @AbbyNSFW@girlcock.club
@AbbyNSFW@girlcock.club goooorgeous 😍
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Apr 13, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @tully@cathode.church
@tully @doppelgrau can't help much I'm afraid as A) I don't have my no-hole pussy yet and B) I'm not in Germany. But I have boosted!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Feb 07, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @genderfucky@girlcock.club
@glace @genderfucky adorable!!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Feb 03, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda@girlcock.club cutie ❤️
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Feb 03, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda@girlcock.club ahhhh miranda you're so gorgeoussss!!!!!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Feb 01, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda@girlcock.club hmnnrghhr 🥵
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Jan 29, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @glace@girlcock.club
@glace@girlcock.club amazing sweater, love it
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Jan 19, 2026
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @genderfucky@girlcock.club
@genderfucky@girlcock.club @glace@girlcock.club cute!!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Dec 12, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda@girlcock.club @liz@kinkycats.org yes yes yes yes yes! standing ovation
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Nov 15, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @AbbyNSFW@girlcock.club
@AbbyNSFW@girlcock.club perfect :')
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Nov 05, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @glace@girlcock.club
@glace@girlcock.club awooga! Awesome!
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Oct 20, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda hell yeah hell yeah
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Jun 20, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @miranda@girlcock.club
@miranda god damn looking incredibly bonable 👍
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Mar 14, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @ArachnoCommunist@monads.online
@ArachnoCommunist@monads.online wanna get ruined by Gael for a bit? Valid
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Feb 13, 2025
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @Codeberg@social.anoxinon.de
@Codeberg@social.anoxinon.de hang in there and thank you for your good work
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Nov 16, 2024
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @awoo@gts.apicrim.es
bad apple!! but as emoijs - open on the original instance if you can't see it properly. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@awoo@gts.apicrim.es what the
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Aug 27, 2024
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @tobi@goblin.technology
@gimulnautti@mastodon.green @jonny@neuromatch.social in other words: at least you could use crypto to buy drugs
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Aug 27, 2024
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @gimulnautti@mastodon.green
@gimulnautti@mastodon.green @jonny@neuromatch.social in this case the "free service" is scarcely a service at all since it fundamentally Doesn't Fucking Work at doing what it's supposed to do, so it's going to be an even more interesting and chaotic version of that cycle I think
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 17, 2024
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

goblin.technology
Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu
@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu @EDPS@social.network.europa.eu A journey only becomes one when it begins somewhere. Are you all okay over there? Why are you writing nonsense like this? Are you under duress? Blink twice if you need help.
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · Nov 23, 2022
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @moanos@chaos.social
@moanos@chaos.social oh my god
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Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology · May 01, 2022
Dr. Mommy Kip van den Bos
@tobi@goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat: I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code. I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out. I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time. I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz. ⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met: You're cool.We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people. Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!

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Replying to @alex@godforsaken.website
@alex just a chill guy having a good time
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