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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 19, 2026

Replying to @chrisstoecker@mastodon.social

@chrisstoecker@mastodon.social Wenn ich raten müsste: Bei 3° ist ihr ehemaliger Wahlkreis Wiesbaden auf den Karten auf Seite 16 noch weiß, also "keine Veränderung". Die Karten auf Seite 14 bedeuten in ihrem Weltbild vermutlich einfach nur "der heißeste Tag im Jahr wird noch ein bisschen wärmer, der regenreichste Tag noch etwas nasser, zur Not verteilen wir im Wahlkampf dann halt CDU-Sonnencreme oder CDU-Regenschirme als Werbeartikel. Jens Spahn kennt bestimmt jemanden, der uns nen guten Preis machen kann…"

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @nik@toot.teckids.org

@nik@toot.teckids.org The sooner young people learn to ignore nonsensical bullshit regulations the better.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @leyrer@23.social

@leyrer@23.social @Exilsarahl@chaos.social https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @Exilsarahl@chaos.social

@Exilsarahl@chaos.social Was ist eigentlich das Gegenteil von "Sugardaddy"? "Essigmutter"?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @malwaretech@infosec.exchange

@malwaretech@infosec.exchange You mean they built their firewall out of jerrycans?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @zichy@mastodon.social

@zichy Hart aber klein?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @evawolfangel@chaos.social

@evawolfangel@chaos.social "Eisenbahnerdorf" klingt ein bisschen nach schienengebundenem Suburbia, wo die Leute mit dem ICE anstatt dem SUV zur Bäckerei fahren um Brötchen zu holen. Also gewissermaßen da, wo sich Fdl und Tf gute Nacht sagen.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @gereonas@social.anoxinon.de

@gereonas @tazgetroete Hab doch mal Mitleid mit dem armen Mann, der lebt ja regelrecht am Existenzminimum, vom Adressbuch auf den Kopierer… 🥺

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @grmlproject@hachyderm.io

@grmlproject@hachyderm.io Grml…

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 30, 2026

Wer nannte es eigentlich "verhartzen" anstatt "verpuffen"?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 30, 2026

Ist der Wal eigentlich jetzt im besten Netz?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange So cute! 🥺 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_rU9fexu0

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @AaronDavid@mastodon.world

@AaronDavid@mastodon.world The use case "oil change tray" is missing from the list. 🙄

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @thegcat@toot.kif.rocks

@thegcat @hewer_of_code More people should get vaccine renewals, so here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWF_trademark_dispute

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @nitrokey@social.nitrokey.com

@nitrokey@social.nitrokey.com Companion cube falling through a tamper-evident portal.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @xtaran@chaos.social

@xtaran @Sonic2k @jcoglan Tired Cat Purr header

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @kookie@chaosfem.tw

@kookie Das Wortspiel hat Potenzial :)

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @CyReVolt@mastodon.social

@CyReVolt @hughsie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUsVcYhERY

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @bahnkundenv@mastodon.social

@bahnkundenv @sixtus "Dann sollen sie doch kurz die Flugbereitschaft zum Bäcker schicken um Kuchen zu holen"

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 12, 2026

Replying to @Easydor@metalhead.club

@Easydor@metalhead.club Preferably get your sugar high from your own supply 🤤

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @rantanlan@social.tchncs.de

@rantanlan @grimm Man kann es ihr zwar erklären, aber nicht für sie verstehen.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @rafi0t@social.yoyodyne-it.eu

@rafi0t YMED? Leur approche semble plutôt Club Med...

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @Bobo_PK@chaos.social

@Bobo_PK @fff Mutmaßlich Klassenbeste im Leistungskurs "Kopfsprung vom Wickeltisch". Das wäre zumindest die wohlwollendste Erklärung, die mir für das Gebaren dieser Person einfällt.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @zeroday@podcasts.social

@zeroday @occult Given the suits and gloves they're wearing, the main criterion was probably "a number/pattern that's easily reachable with the right hand without having to move the arm, and that involves a repeated back and forth movement to prevent accidental activation by swiping".

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @lenalebt@ruhr.social

@lenalebt Ich hab zwar auch noch welche, aber die müsste ich erst ausräumen 😩

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 16, 2026

Replying to @nekohayo@mastodon.social

@nekohayo Thx for the hint, I wasn't aware of that.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @hambier@mastodon.opencloud.lu

@hambier With the fixed Touchpad, the T440p became a really great device. One of the last Thinkpads where the CPU was socketed and could actually be replaced and even upgraded without soldering.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @srslypascal@chaos.social

@hambier In 2014, I bought a Thinkpad T440p, one of the first Thinkpads where Lenovo's internal QA processes had broken down to the point of allowing some misguided person(s) to "replace" the physical mouse buttons with a multitouch trackpad. The result was an unbearable abomination, and thankfully not only the physical buttons returned with the T450, but the T450's trackpad assembly *with* those physical buttons is even compatible with the T440p, so I fixed my device with a T450 trackpad.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @hambier@mastodon.opencloud.lu

@hambier I've been using mice with clickable scroll buttons on my desktop machines since the early 2000s at least for opening links in new Firefox tabs and closing tabs, years before I switched to Linux on my desktop machines. Windows does not use the middle mouse button for pasting by default (especially not with a separate clipboard like on Linux), but on the rare occasions where I help Windows users with IT issues, my muscle memory routinely tries pasting text using the middle mouse button.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @petsoi@mastodon.world

@petsoi @the_grue Over the last few years, I've spent an increasing amount of time and effort on yak-shaving vanilla GNOME into a desktop environment that I could consider reasonably usable according to my own standards. But I guess this has been the final one of a seemingly endless litany of ill-advised hot takes on UI by the GNOME project, and I've finally started migrating to the COSMIC desktop environment. There's still a few minor details missing, but I'm quite happy with it overall. 🥰

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @hambier@mastodon.opencloud.lu

@hambier I've been using this feature for almost two decades now, and my muscle memory is accustomed to this to the point that I require a dedicated physical mouse button, and I will refuse to buy a laptop that lacks a dedicated physical middle mouse button. And yes, I've used this for pasting even on my old Thinkpad X31 where holding the middle button while using the trackpoint was used for scrolling due to the X31 having no touchpad at all.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @x2ero@ieji.de

@x2ero You can still enable it. It just took me like a whole hour figuring out why middle button pasting wouldn't work anymore after upgrading to GNOME 50, and I figured I should spare that experience to as many people as possible.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @tessarakt@mastodon.social

@tessarakt That's when you press the middle mouse button and hold it pressed while moving the mouse, to scroll into the direction into which you've moved the mouse. This is essentially how scrolling using a track point (a.k.a. "pointing stick") on Thinkpads works.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @tessarakt@mastodon.social

@tessarakt Please, don't get me started on GNOME UI decisions. 😩

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 15, 2026

TIL: GNOME >=50 will disable middle mouse button pasting by default:

https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gsettings-desktop-schemas/-/merge_requests/119

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 04, 2026

Replying to @llvm@mastodon.social

@llvm@mastodon.social At first, I misread the title as "European LVMH Developer's Meeting" 🙈

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Mar 02, 2026

Replying to @mcfly@milliways.social

@mcfly Didn't know him personally, but I still remember a wonderful night at the 27C3 Phonoelit Party where he was one of the DJs. 😢

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Feb 21, 2026

Replying to @kevinspring@mastodon.social

@kevinspring@mastodon.social @oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io Thx! :)

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Feb 21, 2026

Replying to @notjustbikes@social.notjustbikes.com

@notjustbikes Should you ever start a channel about cars, please call it "Not Just Yikes". And should you ever start a channel about travelling, please call it "Not Just Hikes".

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Feb 21, 2026

Replying to @oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io

@oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io What do you actually use for that switch? ASICs or FPGAs? And from which vendor?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Feb 12, 2026

Replying to @th@social.v.st

@th @benjojo Is the original flash chip on the board socketed and did you have to remove it, or does this actually work even with original flash chip still present?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Nov 27, 2025

Replying to @jascha@ohai.social

@jascha "Additional details, highly distracting"

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Nov 22, 2025

Replying to @wcbdata@vis.social

@wcbdata @fj They should make them extra crunchy and change the label to "ASMR".

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Oct 08, 2025

Replying to @ChristophBuck@mastodon.world

@ChristophBuck@mastodon.world Politiksimulation, von Arschlöchern und für Idioten.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Sep 06, 2025

Replying to @erd@gei.st

@erd "LLM shaman"

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Aug 09, 2025

Replying to @HonkHase@chaos.social

@HonkHase@chaos.social So lange die Verantwortlichen nicht persönlich zur Rechenschaft gezogen werden sind solche Urteile den Speicherplatz für das PDF nicht wert. In den wenigen Fällen, in denen das Gesetz keine Möglichkeit für eine Freiheitsstrafe von mehr zwei Jahren vorsieht, kann man das Urteil im Zweifelsfall fast immer durch das Herbeifabulieren einer kriminellen Vereinigung unterlaufen.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · May 30, 2024

Replying to @GlitchyZorua@wetdry.world

@GlitchyZorua@wetdry.world Worthy successors of Windows 98 Spalling Edition.

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Apr 11, 2024

Replying to @Garwboy@ohai.social

@Garwboy@ohai.social Obvious solution: "If you're over 25, your brain is past its best before date, so you can't be trusted to make rational decisions."

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Feb 21, 2024

Replying to @metaphil@chaos.social

@metaphil Warum nennt man es eigentlich "Erstgeborene" und nicht "Sisadmin"?

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srslypascal @srslypascal@chaos.social · Oct 31, 2023

Replying to @maxleibman@mastodon.social

@maxleibman cc @isotopp

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