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this must mean that guild wars 4 will be a prequel to guild wars 2, since guild wars 3 is a prequel to guild wars 1. i figured it out.

type of person that you could get to manifest a tulpa (unfortunately much more common than you'd wish)

Oh fuck what do you mean guild wars 3

zombie girls are the only valid sapiosexuals

got an email from a weed store that they have delta 11, apparently it's a rare mutation that adds extreme euphoria? sounds like shit that could give you serotonin poisoning but idk, it's prolly not serotonin it's prolly some other shit. plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe

something they never teach you in school is definitely don't ever tell anyone you dont know or trust that you're ace unless you want them to suddenly decide it is their mission to become the pro-sex debate lord

type of guy that has never heard of cornstarch before lmao

trying out miswak, and now i'm stimming by rubbing a tree branch against my teeth.

born to guard the cave entrance at night, forced to be a dysfunctional mentally ill person instead because of SOCIETY and our movement away from the superior cave system.

vegetable is just.. "part of plant that we deem appropriate for eating" and yet we all strongly feel as if that needs to stay a category despite this. and if not us, surely those less aware of foliage structures. they are all just plump stalks, roots, leafs, of various plants.

modern strawberries are a fun one, being a french accident that crossed chilean and north american strawberries resulting in the current modern variant. best part is they aren't berries, but instead a swollen receptacle?

i haven't heard the hard af remix of a government agency robo voice saying all the slurs for lgbtq+ individuals until today and i got the treat to learn that last year bigfoot's biggest fan made it go even fuckin harder. it's also on spotify if you wanna put it on your work's playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVs89IIcVbs

my mention of people that seem like they'd run the distro they run is also not discriminatory. i prefer fedora because, for the most part, it has an answer for doing anything. that said, fedora is one of my least favorite words, so i use ultramarine instead which is a fedora skin lmao

trump still hasn't learned that some people are bullied for legitimate reasons, when he crashed out and decided to cancel his nation birthday event lmao

learned that steam reviews i guess now can show pc specs? and it's funny reading them and seeing shit like cachyos and being like ah yeah you seem like the dude to use cachyos keep it up.

Reading that scientists found out oxygen can be created on the ocean floor and are deciding to call it dark oxygen really just feels like they were tired of time spent on appropriate relevant names and were like IDK what we're supposed to call it it's dark down there call it dark oxygen if you can't think of anything else and move on already

oh.. learned about cataphiles, they wanna fuck the catacombs...

Saying "you should be bad" in a gay way to white women that say they don't know what to get is like saying you wanna treat/go for a walk to a dog

i know time moves fast, but i hope to remember that the casing for the bullet that kirked charlie was the one that said notices bulge owo

ska is like if punk was worse on purpose as a bit

i think buy 500 cigarettes speedrun in the about fishing game test would go hard

i dont think i ever gave items to villagers in acnh that they were already wearing, but i gave petri a doctor's coat and she asked if i gave it to her since she was already wearing it and i knew she needed duplicates to always stay her most fashionable self, which is adorable, i would've been insulted crazy style for doing that in the gamecube version.

if you like penis when you have penis, it scientifically makes your penis bigger. i think?

bpdlovedones is such a ridiculous evil subreddit full of self righteous idiots that have never gone to therapy and blame their own mental health on other people they didn't mesh well with and thus blame them entirely for their own mental health. it's akin to having a subreddit called victimsofminoritycrime where they all say how terrible minorities that do crime are. like i've known multiple BPD individuals and i've never had a difficult time with them. literally skill issue bro fr

if we were in a fantasy world you'd go slay monsters? alright wow that's weird i'd just max my cooking and alchemy and then craft ice cream and tiny potions and drink a tiny potion and eat an ice cream all day over and over, like an adult.

saw a cute art and it made me realize, pokemon should just have been taking your psyduck to the aquarium to see the wonder in its eyes. and you can put an outfit on the psyduck.

if you ever use a waymo, you are morally obligated to leave the door open so that another human at least gets paid. some lucky doordasher in your area will thank you, as they are being paid ~$11+ to close a door on their routes.