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Rev. Johnny Healey

@rev_null@infosec.exchange

(He/Him) Technologist into functional programming. Drone ambient musician. Creator of the Noisefunge livecoding environment. Also, snake pics.

Formerly @rev_null@x0r.be

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Joined November 03, 2022

SoundCloud:

https://soundcloud.com/revjohnnyhealey

github:

https://github.com/revnull

Funkwhale channel:

https://noise.baby/channels/rev_null_music

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Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @inthehands@hachyderm.io

@inthehands@hachyderm.io The tariff refunds will trickle down.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 26, 2026

Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to

@carnage4life@mas.to I think the cybertruck is a better analogy.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 26, 2026

Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social This reminds me of the DJ CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 26, 2026

I DMed a D&D game for six year olds yesterday. There was a great moment early on where I asked what skill they could use to find their way through the forest and the barbarian replied, "I USE MY AXE!"

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social

@fesshole@mastodon.social Slides or it didn't happen.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @rev_null@infosec.exchange

Update: the AI hallucinated a goblin that unlocked the sandbox.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 22, 2026

To safeguard AI, you need to give it instructions like "Don't hallucinate", "Don't talk about goblins", and "You are in a sandbox".

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 19, 2026

Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social

@fesshole@mastodon.social I'm guessing it's instant coffee.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @orloff@sfba.social

@orloff@sfba.social @carnage4life@mas.to Could be strategy by LLM.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 11, 2026

Yesterday, I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out if the Listerine I recently bought was an illegal knockoff. It wasn't, but almost everything except the shape of the bottle was different.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 09, 2026

Replying to @ellie@social.lol

@ellie@social.lol I think you mean the Math.floor.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 07, 2026

Replying to @unusual_whales@masto.ai

@unusual_whales@masto.ai Ok, but what about the median?

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Jul 06, 2026

Replying to @krypt3ia@infosec.exchange

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange Looks like a butt to me

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 29, 2026

Replying to @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website Grogu's poop was very cute, though.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 22, 2026

Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run

@davidgerard@circumstances.run They make pills for that.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 17, 2026

I was saying "Boo-oogle".

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 16, 2026

Projects thinking about banning AI should wait until copilot moves to usage-based billing. Then, the slop jockeys will not be able to afford to respond to a PR with thousands of comments.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 13, 2026

Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run

@davidgerard@circumstances.run Seems like they've made policing safer.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 12, 2026

@jeroen@bots.defencegeeks.net The onion bot seems to be posting the same thing every 5 minutes.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 11, 2026

Replying to @solient@grumble.social

@solient@grumble.social Hello!

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 08, 2026

I don't know why they thought HOP WTR needs things other than hops and water in it, but it's easily the worst hop water I've ever had.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 07, 2026

Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run

@davidgerard@circumstances.run Consulting firms will step up and offer "AI Abatement" solutions. Companies will pay $1000/hour to Accenture for a fresh grad making minimum wage. The code will end up worse.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 05, 2026

How am I supposed to put a birdhouse in my soul? This is useless advice. I can't act on it.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · May 01, 2026

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange Fuchs Financial, huh.

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Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Apr 24, 2026

Replying to @hellocatfood@post.lurk.org

@hellocatfood yes

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Apr 24, 2026

Replying to @jlamoree@infosec.exchange

@jlamoree This has too much storage space to be a cyber truck.

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @jsstaedtler@mastodon.art

@jsstaedtler@mastodon.art No GPS tags though...

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Apr 05, 2026

Replying to @rootsworks@idlethumbs.social

@rootsworks@idlethumbs.social Vampire Hunter CPA?

Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null@infosec.exchange · Apr 05, 2025

Replying to @glyph@mastodon.social

@glyph@mastodon.social Oh. It's a linked list.

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