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Whoever came up with the idea of wrapping food inside of bread dough and then baking it, I hope they're doing well

thinking about becoming one of those social media NPCs who's always replying "wait, what happened?" to vagueposts

it's really important to take care to never comment on social media on how a specific task related to your skillset consistently gives you trouble, because people with absolutely no demonstrable skill in that area, who are wholly unqualified to speak on it in any way will see that complaint as an invitation to confidently give you advice on how to approach that task

chatgpt has given me an immediate, instinctive distrust of bulleted lists in any context now. no human being is typing a bulleted list as a reddit response, and if you are, you should stop, because it's now a format that has the stink of gen ai all over it

vampire hunter whose primary skill is accounting. by day she works for a brokerage and identifies her targets by finding portfolios full of boring index funds with no trade activity on them for decades, follows the money, finds "vacant" properties with hibernating vampires. her kill count is insane.

I'm really going to need more news stories about jewel thieves robbing the louvre, or at the very least, more capers of a similar nature. That story faded out of the news cycle WAY too fast for my tastes.

I can't stop thinking about how the premise of Zootopia 2 was basically the same premise of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which is to say a treatise on how redlining destroys communities and erases history

but like, with cartoons

Like I can't discount the value and relevance of the blender guru donut tutorial as a good birds-eye view introduction to Blender, but CHRIST the man is just about as dumb as a post

The perfect slam dunk followup Valve could do after their recent hardware bombshells is announcing that they're letting their all their Campo Santo employees start recording podcasts again

Hey, so, there was a bear in the driveway when I got home from work

The lion does not concern himself with healthy bedtime habits.

having an RSD episode is like the emotional equivalent of passing a kidney stone. In the middle of it, it's like, this is it, I'm dying, this is the most pain anyone can feel. Then afterwards, you see what it actually was, and wonder how you could lose your mind over something so small