millions of future time travellers simultaneously arriving on dec 31 1969 and waiting breathlessly to watch every historical event due to a poorly written database migration
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@0xabad1dea same but every time i open my computer on january 1, 1970
i just horsed my jorts
dialling up
having fun running through the mental checklist of “what could be causing my splitting headache right now?”
getting a lower back tattoo of my espresso machine’s portafilter, call that a tamp stamp
do you think doctor noonien soong gave data and lore the same size junk? what if the reason lore was evil was jealousy of data’s massive yogurt cannon