Shooting at the stars, with minigun
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Hmmm, is there no way for #Mastodon to display image from link? Let's check with Drifter selfie.
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I'm an amazing influencer, Paradox will contact me with early access for their next game any time now! [clearly delirious]
Hey @thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social, are you going to make a Linux survey for 2025, as a follow up to your previous survey from... ugh... some time ago?
A selection from patch notes for new #CrusaderKings3 hotfix for your enjoyment:
- Bears now roam Siberia and India, bearware!
- Cannibals who also enjoy collecting Cranial Trophies will now save the skull of their prisoner after devouring the rest
- East Asian cultures will no longer discuss which geometrical shape is the most godly
- Nudists will no longer be mad if you steal their clothes.
30 years ago, in 1995, https://spork.org was established to celebrate the invention of spork: "a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both". I highly recommend a video of Terry turning spork into a foon while somebody talks about śmietana in the background.
King Arthur presumably lived in V/VI century, Mulan comes from IV – VI… so they could've met! If they travelled half the world, that is. But the cross-over is now in my headcanon.