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mikeash

@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
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Change the bees you want whirled in the sea.

https://mikeash.com

782 Followers
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24 Posts
Joined December 18, 2022

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Jun 29, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Escape Velocity, but Porco Rosso.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Jun 12, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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For anyone who need to hear it today: it’s ok to close that tab. You can get back there if you need it.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Jun 07, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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I had a dream that Luthen Rael scraped the hell out of my car while parking his Jaguar next to it. He was very nice about helping me find a body shop.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · May 14, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Not entirely a name change, but I’ve pondered going by Ash. I do it sometimes when ordering stuff. Less collision prone than Mike.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · May 10, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @TheJen@beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party “This computer is so easy to use, your kids could use it.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · May 10, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @Axomamma@mastodon.online
@Axomamma@mastodon.online I asked him. He said, “meow.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · May 09, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Mercury loves to hang out under this low couch. #caturday #catsofmastodon

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Mastodon @ SDF

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · May 09, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place
@jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place If Generics did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Them.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 26, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @fay59@tech.lgbt
@fay59@tech.lgbt What’s “finish”?
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 23, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @jay@blan.cc
@jay@blan.cc I’m not sure why you’d expect the endless shrimp to end.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 08, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @griotspeak@soc.mod-12.com
@griotspeak @airspeedswift For example, someone who doesn’t name their Hungarian opposition leader “Johnny Hungarian.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 08, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @airspeedswift@mastodon.social
@airspeedswift Did they finally find a decent writer for this stupid show?
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 02, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @adamrice@c.im
@adamrice @sheldonnylander Anyone capable of embarrassment is nowhere near that craziness.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 01, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @Gte@mastodon.social
@Gte Smurf tower!
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 25, 2026
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This is what happens when an entire country has main character syndrome.

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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 24, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @jasoncox@mastodon.social
@jasoncox@mastodon.social @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social Meanwhile my proposal of Mac OS Chi is snubbed.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 23, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social It’s a… A… Weapon of mass destruction heehee
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 22, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Lovey, but I couldn’t stop thinking about how black holes convert 40% of infalling mass into energy. Every scrap of food a small nuclear bomb.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 20, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @jsr@social.jsr.com
@jsr You woke up this morning and chose violence, I see.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 10, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @NanoRaptor__dup_1737@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Heh “admitting him without his changing pace.”
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Feb 03, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @madcoder@infosec.exchange
@madcoder @fay59 @Catfish_Man I figured it out. The problem is that theSIGSEGV
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 25, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @TimWardCam@c.im
@TimWardCam@c.im @futurebird@sauropods.win Theoretically, US citizens have no requirement to carry any sort of ID. Noncitizens are required to carry whatever shows their authorization to be here. You might notice that these two things are somewhat incompatible with each other. ICE is taking full advantage of that fact.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Jan 01, 2026
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @tsvga@ni.hil.ist
@tsvga @mayintoronto I have a small quibble that reinforces your point. We actually do have a lot of experience building incomprehensibly powerful machines with alien intelligence that doggedly pursue inhuman goals. It’s just that they’re big companies and money, not AIs and paperclips. The consequences of building these machines are a big driver of the problem on the right.
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mikeash @mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org · Nov 18, 2025
mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org

Change the bees you want whirled in the sea. https://mikeash.com

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Replying to @NanoRaptor__dup_1737@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Was this a response to the Cloudflare outage? Or a cause…?
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