Kyle Hughes
I am a polite software developer and I am always committed to the bit. I will be your favorite app maker’s favorite app maker.
I am enamored by user-facing software, especially mobile, and especially iOS. Swift is my current weapon of choice but I will use any made-up word to solve any problem. I ship my side projects for free.
I run this single-user Mastodon instance in good faith and I intend to keep it that way.
I have not opened Xcode in at least one year and I have done more and better Apple platform development than ever before in that time. I don’t know what I should take from that observation. One day you’ll pick up your child for the last time ever and there’s no way to know when it will happen.
Intelligence is now a liquid and my job is to design human-problem-shaped containers and the plumbing that connects them. (Still workshopping this.)
When I deboard a plane every movement is calculated. I act with complete serenity in contrast to the chaos around me. Every breath intentional. I stand not a second too soon. I dance with grace.
I went with my parents to a pizza place. When we were done I went to the bathroom. I came out, flagged down the kid behind the counter, whispered to him, and showed him to the bathroom. Then I ushered my family out of the restaurant without bussing our table. They thought I clogged the toilet.
You could say there’s a… fault in our stars. Eh? Couldn’t you say that? Right?
Does anyone have experience using baguette for headless iOS Simulators? I wanted a solution to having six Simulator windows on my desktop. It looks super slick.
I may not have grown them, but they’re mine now.
I didn’t see anyone talking about this: at Google I/O they announced that AI Studio can generate and install full Android apps from the browser, no local development environment required. Soon they will allow Play Store distribution. The slop horizon is imminent.
https://android-developers.googleblog.com/2026/05/build-android-apps-google-ai-studio.html
JetBlue does not allow you to use USB battery packs onboard. Selling all of my Anker stock.
I will need an extension on my encyclical, I didn’t know it was due today.
18 years ago I tried to watch Michael Clayton in bed on my PSP and I fell asleep. Last night I decided that surely I could better appreciate it as an adult. Fell asleep on the couch.
My AI subscriptions save me a lot of money because I’m pretty sure I haven’t done anything except make software for 16 hours per day since November.
I can’t psychologically grapple with thinking about /goal-like workflows for agents + computer use + non-coding use cases.
/goal sell my MBP for +20% higher than the median selling price
/goal get rid of the moles in my yard
/goal open the Strait of Hormuz
/goal close the Strait of Hormuz
lol the Ai Pin backed by Opus 4.7 or GPT 5.5 would be great
@mattiem@mastodon.social I think…
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We are more knowledge-transfer-and-compounding bound than anything. It takes a long time to teach people, disseminate information, come up with cognitive abstractions, etc. My agent can easily use your writing to make better concurrency decisions than I can, and much faster than I can internalize what you wrote.
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Our intelligence has “too much” agency tied to it. i.e. people with aspirations, hobbies, beliefs, other things to do. Labor is inefficient in this way.
If yer conflatin’ AI with GLP-1s, you might have psychosis.
A lot of Gen X humor, as observed by younger generations, is “pointing out hypocrisy with edgy language.” It doesn’t land for anyone else. What is the flavor of consistent Millennial humor that only Gen Z can articulate?
GPT 5.5 in Codex has been able to independently fix complex issues that GPT 5.4 and Opus 4.7 in Claude Code could not solve in several days, even while collaborating.