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krooklochurm
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Dec 29, 2025
Stainless steel hog roaster.
It can roast a human.
Look at this human. He could be roasted. Where is he? Don’t ask questions. Look.
Come eat hog. Roasted hog. Very long roasted hog. Come alone.
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krooklochurm
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krooklochurm
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Dec 27, 2025
This shit is bananas
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krooklochurm
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Dec 23, 2025
Begun, the onion wars have.
Who will the winner be?
🧅 or 🌽?
Alia iacta est
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krooklochurm
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Dec 22, 2025
Hot.
I am so fucking turned on rn.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 17, 2025
Hopefully.
Like. If you can’t fulfill an order or something just tell me. But to keep the money, not ship a product, sign me up to your newsletter, say “you’re looking into it” and not ever look into it… it’s fucking shady af
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 17, 2025
Cool.
Yeah, literally the worst customer experience I’ve ever had anywhere.
No product, no answers, ignored emails. It was fucking bizarre honestly.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 17, 2025
I sentence you Jesus to something worse than crucifiction
No warblers no garblers, no trilling harp backed cheap Spanglers
You’ve had your say now just listen
Well first soften you up with a crowd-driven mute mixen
Then to cavalry we’ll put you through the cute sprixen
There will be no ankles no hands left, no haired chest, there’ll be no more man left!
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Dec 17, 2025
I find the best thing to do is to pay a prostitute to just get her whole hand right up there and scoop out all the hardened bits, and then have hear eat them.
It’s expensive but you pay for quality.
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Dec 17, 2025
Parasite eve taught me all I needed to know about mitochondria. As well as science. Also there were cig boobs on the eve monster which was pretty cool when I was a horny child.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 17, 2025
Is he the guy that owns culture hustle?
I ordered $270 worth of pigments from them and they never shipped them. I followed up five times over four months and I got emails back saying they’d look into what was going on and I never found out what was goin on. I never got a shipping label. Never got confirmation the order was sent. They stopped replying to my emails eventually (I was polite, for the record).
I finally ended up filing a dispute with my credit card company.
Never in my life have I dealt with such a kafkaesque process.
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krooklochurm
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Dec 17, 2025
No it isn’t.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
Is a fucking Nazi - check
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
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Dec 16, 2025
I’ve been watching porn since I was 10.
That’s all. Porn is great.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
I take that back
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Dec 16, 2025
Counteraideways street basket?
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Dec 16, 2025
What for can do a be taking is to poppies but did I for when going was to be a thing?
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Dec 16, 2025
Most human LLM anyway.
Word on the street is LLMs are a dead end anyway.
Maybe the next big model won’t even need stupid amounts of training data.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
I masturbated by entity. I like.
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Dec 16, 2025
CORNNNN
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
I’d much rather see posts of actual shit, which is less shitty than that shit
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 16, 2025
“I’m hungry”
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Dec 15, 2025
And shit stinks. Now here’s Tom with the weather
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krooklochurm
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 15, 2025
You have to ask what they charge before you cum in them not after. Rookie mistake. I’m a veteran of cumming on maids and that’s rule #1.
True fact: if you pay them enough they’ll even let you shum on them.
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Dec 15, 2025
You heard me, bitch.
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Dec 15, 2025
I fuck then until they literally disintegrate and then use the snail paste as lube. It’s the humane thing to do.its also a never ending cycle. Which is good. For me. Not the snails so much.
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Dec 15, 2025
You should cut your face off and eat it.
Not many people have done that so you’d no longer be worthless, and you’d be a hideous monstrosity and hideous konstrosities have shock value so you’d have value, too.
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Dec 14, 2025
Credit where credit is due, this was pretty badass.
Also something an absolute unhinged fucking lunatic would do. But badass.
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Dec 14, 2025
Because they’re a fucking idiot that believes magic people come back from the dead and that some vaguely sapient being created the entire vastness of the infinite universe with its mind boggling complexity, and sent another magic person to earth to help humanity, and that instead of offering actual help, like, you know, telling people that mold kills bacteria, he just said a bunch of shit about love that can easily be misinterpreted.
Seriously, if Jesus had just taught people about penicillin and then died he’d have done infinitely more good and infinitely less harm than he did.
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asklemmy
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Dec 13, 2025
I’ll smash it for you if you’d like.
I’m not cleaning it up once it’s smashed but I’ll smash it.
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Dec 13, 2025
That’s a hornse
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Dec 13, 2025
Hahahahahahhahahahah
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Dec 12, 2025
But I have so many weak excuses with incredibly easy solutions, along with very light social pressure to continue using them, it’s impossible.
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Dec 11, 2025
That’s some salient corn right there
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Dec 11, 2025
The only party that can oppose anything effectively is a third party.
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Dec 11, 2025
I saw someone on Reddit the other day arguing that Reddit has always been nothing but short brainrot videos.
Like. VERY recent development there shitheel
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Dec 11, 2025
Share the link
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 11, 2025
I hate doing the dishes.
So if left up to my own devices I will just kind of… it. For an extended period of time.
In past relationships my partner has done the dishes while I’ve done other things so that we have an equitable distribution of tasks.
I don’t really care if they get done so much. But she always does
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Dec 11, 2025
This is assinine.
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Dec 11, 2025
I love the corn posts.
Lemmy is developing its own culture.
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Dec 11, 2025
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Dec 11, 2025
You can enter but you can never leave.
For about four hours.
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Dec 09, 2025
Asking the tough, hard-hitting questions
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Dec 09, 2025
That’s the year you came from and the year you’re going to.
It’s obviously a Time Machine.
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Dec 08, 2025
What’s runit
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Dec 07, 2025
His face looks ai
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Dec 06, 2025
Dude looks like a fucking corpse
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Dec 05, 2025
I mean. Apparently you can grt twin hookers.
I havent but. Um.
Yes. Yes it is.
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Dec 04, 2025
I thought incest porn was illegal
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